Wife was surprised with the knowledge of Husband when he was killing flies – Funny Jokes

Late one evening, a woman came home from work after

along day at the office.

When she walked into the kitchen, she found her husband

walking around wielding a fly swatter.

“Albert, what are you doing?”

she asked. “I’m hunting flies,”

he said. “Oh, I see. Did you kill any?” she asked.

“Yep, three males two females,” he replied in a

confident tone.

The woman was intrigued by her husband’s apparent

fly knowledge.

She asked, “But how can you tell the difference between

males and females?”

He replied, “Easy. Three were on the beer can and two were

on the phone.”

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