WhatsApp Status – One Word, Funny, Cool, and Love

  1. Always be grateful for what you have but most of all for the people that make you happy
  2. If your job leaves you unfulfilled and simply unhappy, you are entitled to finding something better.
  3. “When you see something nice or beautiful in someone, tell them. It may just take a second for you to say it, but to them, it could last a lifetime.”
  4. The story of successful people is the story of people who started with nothing and did something worthwhile with their lives.
  5. “Investment in relationships, may not give you profit, but it definitely makes you rich.”
  6. You control and determine your future by the thoughts you think in the present.
  7. You are surrounded by more opportunities and possibilities to achieve your dreams than have ever existed before.
  8. Everything you create in your material world begins with a thought of some kind.
  9. “Competency is not about what you know. It is about what you can deliver.”
  10. “There is no path to happiness. Happiness is the path.”
  11. The biggest responsibility you have is to change your beliefs so that they are consistent with the realities you wish to enjoy.
  12. “The sea is the same for all, but some find pearls, some find fishes and some just get their feet wet. Same with life. What we get, is in proportion to how far we are willing to go in life”.
  13. “No matter how smart we are, if we don’t know how to work with people, our dreams will just be dreams.”
  14. “As we think, so is our world.”
  15. You can either show up as a victim or a leader.
  16. I love buying new things but I hate spending money.
  17. The Earth without “Art” is just “Eh”
  18. Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
  19. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
  20. “The future depends on what we do in the present”.
  21. “Beautiful things happen when you keep your heart open.”
  22. Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.
  23. “It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light”.
  24. Some people will never support you because they are afraid of what you are becoming.
  25. I take the responsibility Now for the Thoughts and beliefs, I am planting in my subconscious.
  26. My greatest asset is my belief in myself
  27. “What you want exists don’t settle until you get it”.
  28. The positivity in our life is a function of our thinking. So think positive, stay positive.
  29. Following through on what is started determines the size of the personal respect that will be generated towards yourself.
  30. What you have many can have, but what you are, no one can be.
  31. Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow.
  32. Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine.
  33. Self-love is not selfish. You cannot truly love another until you know how to love yourself
  34. Your job is to find opportunities to succeed, and if you don’t find them, create them for yourself.
  35. If you are persistent you will get it if you are consistent you will keep it.
  36. You can change the way you think and feel by changing what you say when you talk to the mind.
  37. No man in this world is rich enough to buy his own PAST Enjoy each moment before it gets beyond reach.
  38. You have to put in before you get out. You have to give before you receive. You have to pay the price before you enjoy the reward.
  39. Every single person we meet is a teacher to us in a way. So, I wish everyone I know, a Happy Teacher’s Day.
  40. Life is the most precious of all gifts. So, enjoy every moment of it. Don’t miss the most of it in sleeping too late.
  41. “Compliment people. Magnify their strengths, not their weakness.” Happy Teachers day.😃
  42. “You are my paradise and I would happily get stranded on you for a lifetime.”
  43. IF U focuses too much on the painful past, You will miss a beautiful future.
  44. “No idea works for someone, unwilling to do any work.” Happy day. 😃
  45. The ability to develop written goals and create plans for their achievement is the master skill of success.
  46. “Excuses don’t burn calories, the only exercise does.” Happy day 😊
  47. Make the decision that you will keep on picking yourself up during every setback and keep persisting until you eventually succeed.
  48. Victory is always possible for the person who refuses to stop struggling.
  49. The formula for a happy life: Never try to defeat anyone; Just try to win everyone; Don’t laugh at anyone; But laugh with everyone
  50. Never sacrifice your well being and quality of life for greater annual income or larger net worth.
  51. “Don’t take yourself too seriously. No one does.”
  52. The very act of writing out your goals increases the likelihood of your achieving them by as much as 10 times – 1,000 percent!
  53. I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
  54. Live in such a way that if someone spoke badly of you no one would believe it.
  55. May you have a day as bright as your smiles and as sweet as your soul.
  56. All great artists dream about the future, however, only a few believe is possible.
  57. “Focus on what you want. Everything else is a distraction.”
  58. The formula for a happy life: Never try to defeat anyone; Just try to win everyone; Don’t laugh at anyone; But laugh with everyone.
  59. Focus on what you want. Everything else is a distraction.” Happy Vinayagar Chathurthi. 😃
  60. “When you forgive, you heal. When you let go, you grow.” Happy day. 😃
  61. Resolve in advance that you will never quit once you have started toward your goal.
  62. Breathing in the morning fresh air makes you healthier and wiser. Don’t ignore the blessings that every morning offers to us.
  63. “Life & Time is the world’s best teachers, Life teaches us to make good use of time & Time teaches us the value of life…”
  64. Sometimes you have to keep your good news to yourself. Everybody is not genuinely happy for you.
  65. Let go of people who dull your shine, poison your spirit, & bring you drama. Cancel your subscription to their issues.
  66. A strong woman will automatically stop trying if she feels unwanted. She won’t fix it or beg, she’ll just walk away.
  67. “This is why I lock away my emotions because once I set them free, I fall hard. I end up falling with no one there to catch me. So I crash into the pavement; broken and alone”
  68. Trust does not mean that others have to do things the way you expect them to do them. Trust means to become vulnerable.
  69. Never explain yourself to anyone.. Because the one you like you doesn’t need it.. And the one who dislikes you won’t believe it..
  70. You get what you focus on so focus on what you want.
  71. Keep a little bit of attitude always in your pocket. Don’t use it to hurt others but use it when your self-respect is being tested by other people..
  72. Don’t try to change people. Make a realistic decision about where they fit in your life based on who they are, not who you want them to be…
  73. If someone sticks by your side through your worst times, they’re the ones that deserve to be with you through your best times…
  74. When you have money in hand, only you forget who are you. But when you do not have any money in your hand, the whole world forget who you are.it’s life…
  75. Don’t blame people for disappointing. You blame yourself for expecting too much from them…
  76. There is a difference between someone who wants you and someone who would do anything to keep you. Remember that….
  77. Everything that God allows to come our way is always with a purpose. He uses even the greatest error and deepest pain to mold us into a better person..
  78. Sometimes you just need a break, in a beautiful place, to figure everything out…
  79. Success or Failure begins in your mind.
  80. With desire and knowledge, you eventually replace fear and ignorance with courage and confidence.
  81. Be with someone who makes you see the world differently.”
  82. You create your world with a continuous stream of thoughts, feelings, and images passing through your own mind.
  83. “Being inside our comfort zone does not keep us safe; it keeps us small.”
  84. The speed at which you will begin to achieve your goals after you have written them down is nothing short of miraculous.
  85. The way you practice things in private is precisely the way you will perform once you are in public.
  86. Do not think about what you failed to accomplish yesterday; think about what are you going to achieve today.
  87. “A clean intellect is like the mind’s filter separating valuable thoughts from wasteful ones and enabling us to put into action only those of value.” Happy day.😃
  88. Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
  89. “The more humble you are, the more successful you will be.” Happy day. 😃
  90. Everything you do in your outer world is an absolute consequence of what’s happening within you.
  91. The Goal is Not to get Rich, The Goal is to Live Rich.
  92. Never lose that person who stood by you in your hard times.🙌
  93. Living in the past steals so much energy from most people.
  94. Empty stomach teaches you million think in life, but a full pocket spoils you in a million ways.
  95. “When there is no hope in the future, there is no power in the present.” Happy day. 😃
  96. Begin every day with the thought that you can achieve the impossible and surely you would achieve your target.
  97. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.
  98. “Each stage of life will require a stronger version of you.” Happy day. 😃
  99. Don’t tell people your Dream. Show them.
  100. Legendary achievers concentrate all their attention and effort on one core project at a time.
  101. “Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present.” Happy day 😃
  102. One small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
  103. Developing a tremendous imagination is a highly important portal into a celebrated fortune.
  104. “The standards you set for yourself, will define who you will become.” Happy day 😃
  105. “Adversity can either make us or break us. The hammer that can break glass can shape steel. It’s up to us to be a glass or steel.”
  106. Look into the mirror. Your relationship with yourself predicts your relationship with the world.
  107. Failure is only an opportunity to start over with more intelligence.
  108. Triumph belongs to the one, who prepares the most.
  109. God has added one more day in your life not necessarily bcoz you need it but because someone else might need you.
  110. “Be so good, that no one can ignore you.”
  111. “All those days that came and went, little did I know that they were my life.” Happy day. 😃
  112. The real key for being a legend is to spend a scheduled time of a day in solitude, that floods you with creativity, energy, and happiness.
  113. Life is a rope that swings us through hope. Always believe that today is better than yesterday & tomorrow will be much better than today.
  114. Go as far as you can see, and when you get there, you will always be able to see farther.
  115. Every day is a special occasion. Keep only what has to be kept: memories, smiles, poems, smells, homesickness, moments.
  116. “All that is required for success is a clear vision of the destination and the endurance to get there.” Happy day.😃
  117. अगर आप किसी को लड़की_मान कर चैट कर रहे है, अगर 10 मिनट तक Hmm_लिखा न आये तो वो लड़का है….
  118. Mindset is about psychology, Heartset is about emotionality, Health set is about physiology and Soul set is about spirituality.
  119. When we start the day with a moment of solitude and contemplation, even the most crowded schedule runs more smoothly.”
  120. When you begin to change your thinking about your goals and possibilities, your beliefs and actions will change.
  121. No one can see the future; we only know that it is coming.
  122. Are you addicted to your NEGATIVE thoughts and Beliefs?
  123. Never stop learning, because life never stops teaching.
  124. Relish today as a foretaste of that bright future coming your way.
  125. “The biggest obstacle to happiness is under-valuing what we have and over-valuing what others have.” Happy day.😃
  126. Forget yesterday; it’s over.
  127. Embrace today; it’s a chance at a do-over.
  128. “Identify your problems but give your power and energy to solutions.” Happy Independence day 🇮🇳
  129. One who sweats more in training bleeds less in war.
  130. SMILES add value to our FACE.. LOVE adds value to our HEART.. RESPECT adds value to our
  131. BEHAVIOR.And.. FRIENDS & FAMILY add value to our LIFE.
  132. Reflection is the main source of transformation. Once you know better, you will do better.
  133. ” The mind that rests only on the surface of things will be tossed about in every storm. Let us dive deep to where peace can always be found. ” Happy day.😃
  134. Success is achieved not by revolution but by evolution.
  135. A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts.
  136. After waking up in the morning think about the brand new day you are getting with 24 hours to spend. Use these hours fruitfully and you will know success.
  137. “All limitations are self-imposed.” Happy day. 😃
  138. “Speak in such a way that others love to listen to you. Listen in such a way that others love to speak to you.” Happy day. 😃
  139. Written goals increase your resolve and determination to do whatever is necessary to achieve them.
  140. The installation of one great new habit brings on the outstanding opportunity to begin the next.
  141. Morning is an important time of day because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.
  142. “We are all actors in the stage of life. Let’s play our part with detachment and allow others the freedom to play their own parts.” Happy day.😃
  143. By throwing your whole heart into work, you will open up doors of opportunity that are not now visible to you.
  144. If you want to reach your goal, you must ‘see the reaching’ in your own mind, before you actually arrive at your goal.
  145. “It doesn’t matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice.” Happy day 😃
  146. “Self-improvement isn’t a game you can win, but a game you can continue to play for an entire lifetime.” Happy day.😊
  147. The best way to start a day is waking up early in the morning and enjoying nature with a cup of coffee.
  148. The time you least feel like doing something is the best time to do it.
  149. The only way to do great work is to love what you do.
  150. ‘World Class’ takes time and commitment and sacrifice and patience.
  151. “A good friend is someone who is interested in understanding how you feel, rather than judging you by what you say.”😊
  152. Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
  153. Every action you take and every thought you put into your mind is going to have its effect.
  154. Everyone has Highs and Lows that they have to Learn from, But every Morning I started Off with a good & says to myself, It’s going to be a good day.
  155. “The vibration of our good thoughts can reach out and touch the whole world. Think good for all!” Happy day. 😃
  156. The mind is a marvelously, flexible mechanism that can do a remarkable amount of adjusting and rationalizing.
  157. “When we notice a weakness in another, let us also aim to recognize their strengths.” Happy day
  158. “Unconditional acceptance is the foundation for true love” Happy day.😊
  159. Men do not attract that which they want but which they are.
  160. Do The Math. Me+You= Love.
  161. You Are What I Need In My Life.
  162. Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality.
  163. Your best friend is your favorite counselor.
  164. Good thoughts precede great deeds. Great deeds precede success.
  165. If you want to change something on the outside, you have to begin by changing it first on the inside.
  166. Two words that can change the way we approach our life. ‘CAN I?’ or ‘I CAN’ Think and choose the right option and create a difference in your life.
  167. You learn nothing from life if you think you are right all the time.
  168. An excuse is a well-planned LIE.
  169. Great men are not born great, they grow great.
  170. We think too much and feel little.
  171. Best rewards that God has given to before your efforts are Parents.
  172. Until you spread your wings, you will have not idea how far you can fly.
  173. Gratitude is rich, Complaint is poverty
  174. “Great leaders don’t tell you what to do. They demonstrate it to you by their action, how it is done.”
  175. Dreaming big is great but sleeping big is not.
  176. Establish the right premise in your mind; you will be subjectively compelled to right action.
  177. A man can only rise, conquer, and achieve by lifting up his thoughts.
  178. “A stronger man cannot help a weaker unless that weaker is willing to be helped.”
  179. “Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.”
  180. “Happiness is not something you postpone for the future, it is something you enjoy in the present.”
  181. “Truth is like a surgery, it hurts, but it cures. A lie is like a pain killer, it gives relief immediately, but has long term side effects.”
  182. Life is perishable the quicker you consume it, the better it feels. Stop thinking, start living.
  183. Your imagination when disciplined enables you to collapse time and space, and rise above all limitations.
  184. A happy person is happy not because everything is right in his life. He is happy because his attitude towards everything in his life is right…
  185. Be happy Be yourself. If others don’t like it then let them be. Happiness is a Choice. Life isn’t about pleasing everybody..
  186. Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can’t help them at least don’t hurt them..
  187. The calmness of the mind is the result of long and patient effort in self-control.
  188. A positive mind and happy, upbeat attitude will help you succeed.
  189. A good attitude and a happy, healthy mind will help you meet your objectives.
  190. “Hate is heavy, let it go.”
  191. “The happiness that comes from success, is shortlived whereas the happiness that comes from progress is enduring.”
  192. Love starts with a hug, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.
  193. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.
  194. Life isn’t about how many breaths you take but about the moments that take your breath away.
  195. I have 1% battery left. Whoever calls me or sends me a message will become my enemy.
  196. I only pretend to work. They pretend to pay me for it. We don’t like to talk about it.
  197. Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
  198. I Wonder What Happens When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day…
  199. Doing nothing is a very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.
  200. Google Always One Step behind Me
  201. I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
  202. Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.
  203. I need Google in my brain.
  204. Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
  205. All my life I thought the air was free…. until I brought a bag of chips.
  206. I love my job only when I’m on vacation
  207. The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited”.
  208. Don’t Judge me by MY PAST. I don’t live there anymore
  209. The only disability in life is a bad attitude.
  210. I never dreamed about success. I worked for it.
  211. I am a good enough person to FORGIVE you. But not stupid enough to TRUST you again!
  212. Behavior is always greater than knowledge
  213. The way you see life will largely determine what you get out of it.
  214. If you’re bad then call me your DAD
  215. I am a HOT dude with a COOL Attitude
  216. Fake people have an image to maintain REAL PEOPLE just don’t care.
  217. I don’t MIND if others don’t like me. After all, I’m not a FACEBOOK status
  218. I really hate saying sorry. But when I do, I honestly do mean it.
  219. When you love what you have, you have everything you need.
  220. Don’t call me lucky. I’m a hard worker
  221. I love the smell of possibility in the morning.
  222. You can’t do epic shit with basic people.
  223. I can only show you something real… I can’t make you appreciate it.
  224. Life’s a journey, not a race.
  225. If you don’t take risks, you’ll always work for someone who does.
  226. You may see me struggle, but you will never see me quit.
  227. You can’t CONTROL other people. You can only control your REACTIONS to them.
  228. They want to see you do good but never better than them, remember that.
  229. Your speed doesn’t matter. Forward is Forward.
  230. I’m not dead yet.
  231. Making mistakes is better than faking perfections.
  232. In the end, we only regret the chances we didn’t take.
  233. Just because my path is different doesn’t mean I’m lost.
  234. I used to care what people thought of me, until one day, I tried to pay my bills with their opinion.
  235. When thinking about life, remember this: No amount of guilt can solve the post, and no amount of anxiety can change the future.
  236. “A comfort zone is a beautiful place, but nothing ever grows there.”
  237. I don’t know what’s worse: People who lie or people who think I am stupid enough to believe the lies!
  238. Trust gets you killed, Love gets you hurt and being real gets you hated.
  239. Religion does three things effectively: Divides people, controls people and deludes people.
  240. I Was On Diet For 30 Days & All I Lost Was 30 Days.
  241. Behind every successful person, there is a lot of unsuccessful years.
  242. Life starts at the end of a comfort zone
  243. I am Me and I won’t change for anyone!
  244. Maturity is when you learn to “let go”.
  245. Every Year Thousand People Quit Smoking, By Dying 🙂
  246. Smartness is a perfect beauty.
  247. I’M Like Monday. Nobody Likes Me.
  248. Attitude is like underwear. Don’t show it just wore it.
  249. Work until you don’t have to, introduce yourself.
  250. Life Is Full Of Fake People. Don’t Trust Blindly.
  251. God made every person different, He just got tired by the time he got to China.
  252. I am not fat, I am just. Easier to see.
  253. I’m not perfect, I am original.
  254. No matter how good you are, you can always be replaced.
  255. The worst distance between two people is a misunderstanding.
  256. Dry fruits are just fruits that have become senior citizens.
  257. Girls lie, boys forgive. Boys lie, girls leave.
  258. I am… stubborn, and I admit it, so it’s OK.
  259. I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide 🙂
  260. I only wake up when I can’t hold my pee in any longer.
  261. I am not failed, my success is just postponed.
  262. Do you know what would look good on you? Me!
  263. Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow.
  264. Either you run the day, or the day runs you.
  265. The most common cause of stress nowadays is dealing with idiots.
  266. I don’t hold grudges, I remember facts.
  267. People come and go…the best will stay.
  268. I Never dreamed about the success I worked for it.
  269. Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you…
  270. Kidnapping? I prefer the term “surprise adoption”
  271. People don’t care for you when you are alone, they just care for you when they are alone.
  272. You can do anything, but not everything.
  273. God made us Best Friends Because he knew our Mom couldn’t handle us as Brothers.
  274. However good or bad a situation is, it will change
  275. I fell in love with you. Not for how you look, just for who you are. (Although you look pretty great too)
  276. To be trusted, you must be honest.
  277. You only live once, so do everything twice.
  278. One “BAD” meal won’t make you fat. Just like…. one “GOOD” meal won’t make you skinny.
  279. I’m not lazy, I’m just highly motivated not to do anything.
  280. I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
  281. I learned to GIVE not because I have much but because I know exactly how it feels to have NOTHING
  282. I cannot change yesterday, but I can change today
  283. I am not lucky. I am blessed.
  284. Service is the rent we pay to live
  285. Every burden is a blessing for me.
  286. There are some things money can’t buy.
  287. The Law of Expectations says that whatever you expect, with confidence, becomes your own self-fulfilling prophecy.
  288. “Everyone wants change, but very few are willing to change.”
  289. The meaning of your communication is always the RESPONSE you get.
  290. Perfection always starts with mistakes.
  291. Don’t compare your life to others. There’s no comparison between the sun and the moon. They shine when it’s their time!
  292. For everything else, there’s MasterCard.
  293. A man is great by Deeds, not by birth
  294. If you want to impress someone, put him on your Blacklist.
  295. Share your Intentions, not your Identity.
  296. Smart. Fun. Funny. Fearless.
  297. Dream more while you are awake.
  298. I am, indeed, a king, because I know how to rule myself.
  299. Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.
  300. My ambition is handicapped by LAZINESS.
  301. Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer.
  302. The better person you become the better person you ATTRACT!
  303. Don’t trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar.
  304. Being challenged in life is inevitable, Being defeated is optional.
  305. Choose a lazy person to do a difficult job… Because he will find an easy way to do it.
  306. Experiencing life at a rate of 15 WTF’s every hour.
  307. A girl is like moving the car! Can change the road anytime whenever they find a better road.
  308. Some people just need a High-Five, on the face.
  309. Silence is better than lies.
  310. True relation is like air, though it does not make sound it’s always around us.
  311. “Honesty has a power that very few people can handle”
  312. Use your brain to control yourself & heart to control others
  313. Whether you think YOU CAN or YOU CAN’T you are right
  314. BENEATH lies the Power to Succeed
  315. Respect your work and It shall respect you
  316. “TOUNGE” weighs practically nothing, but only a few can hold it.
  317. Experience is the best teacher, learning as your goal has no end
  318. If you are a master of patience, you are a master of everything
  319. Flip a coin… If the head comes, I am yours, if the tail comes then you are mine. 🙂
  320. The best is yet to come.
  321. Hold the vision. Trust the process.
  322. Don’t be so quick to judge me. You only see what I choose to show you.
  323. Don’t wait for an opportunity. Create it.
  324. I will win! Not immediately. But Definitely
  325. A wise man can always be found alone
  326. Don’t take yourself too seriously. No one else does.
  327. I was born intelligent but education ruined me
  328. Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
  329. I hope for nothing. I fear nothing. I am free.
  330. I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
  331. I know I’m “Awesome” So I don’t care about your “Opinion”
  332. I’m not perfect but I’m Loyal
  333. I don’t have an Attitude problem. I have an Attitude, the problem is yours.
  334. I am only good at hiding my feelings
  335. I am responsible for my own happiness
  336. I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice.
  337. It’s my life, so keep your nose out of it..!
  338. I work for money, for loyalty to hire a Dog.
  339. Down to earth but still above you all.
  340. Sorry, I Can’t Be Perfect…:-)
  341. I like cars with edges and women with curves
  342. Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.
  343. Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
  344. A conclusion is a part where you got tired of thinking.
  345. Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.
  346. Be smarter than your smartphone
  347. I am more afraid of leaving my phone unlocked around my family than I am of dying
  348. I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.
  349. You don’t need a silver fork to eat good food.
  350. Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back
  351. THINK – It’s not illegal yet
  352. I don’t need therapy, I need a hug
  353. When I was Born DEVIL said ohh shitt… competition 🙂
  354. I don’t trust words, I trust ACTIONS.
  355. The best way to predict your future is to create it.
  356. Your status won’t ever match my status neither in whatsapp nor in reality.
  357. Status Unavailable, please try and reload again. I Like it when people look at my status and say “Impressive”.
  358. I Like it when people look at my status and say “Impressive”.Marriage is like a workshop. Husband works and my wife shops. LOL!
  359. Marriage is like a workshop. Husband works and my wife shops. LOL!
  360. Someone asked me, How is your life? I said she is good.
  361. I love to work for my dreams rather than someone else’s.
  362. I m not a special person but they just call me “LIMITED EDITION”. ( Whatsapp status best )
  363. Every second I spend with you is like turning dreams true.
  364. Ability to take failures makes you successful.
  365. I never live like a candle because I can’t let people be bright while keeping myself in dark. Rather I would prefer to be Sun.
  366. Stop checking my status better you have your own.
  367. I don’t hate Peoples, I just love Peoples who love me. Straight little 3 words for you – I Love You
  368. Straight little 3 words for you – I Love You
  369. WAIT! Do you have an appointment to see my status? ( attitude Whatsapp status )
  370. Trying to succeed -> Started with deleting WhatsApp account
  371. Man and God met somewhere, both exclaimed: “My Creator!”
  372. The problem is that you think you’ve time!
  373. If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts but not theory.
  374. The most painful thing in the world is being loved and then ditched.
  375. Being in love with someone and still single. ( Best Whatsapp Status )
  376. I am not perfect in everything but when I am perfect no one is better than me.
  377. Eat > Sleep > Regret > Repeat
  378. Even the most serious thing in the world seems to be funny with that best friend.
  379. Truth is superficial and fake is beneficial.
  380. Don’t wait for that moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
  381. Satisfy the Person Who expects smile Rather Than Surprising the Person Who Never Expected Anything.
  382. I love my job when I am on vacations.
  383. The lottery is a myth.
  384. Work until you balance matched the number of digits your phone has.
  385. You are never too old to chase your dreams.
  386. Till the time you won’t fall you won’t Rise
  387. The best mirror is an old friend.
  388. Real friends are hard to find, difficult to leave and impossible to forget.
  389. Fake friends are like shadows. They follow you in the sun and leave you in the dark.
  390. Everyone needs a good friend but there are only a few who want good for their friends.
  391. A friend is a person who says always nice things about you behind your back.
  392. A single rose can be my garden… a single friend, my world.
  393. Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
  394. Good Friends Are Hard to Find, Difficult to Leave, Impossible to Forget.
  395. Friendship is so weird… you just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like “yup I like this one” and you just do stuff with them.
  396. Life is a party whenever I’m with you. You turn my tears into smiles when we share and laugh together.
  397. Understanding is important than perfection.
  398. My life is like an open book but no one is allowed to read it
  399. I compete with myself
  400. Save Water, Drink V0dka!
  401. Marriage is the cause of divorce, no marriage no divorce.
  402. Walking with a friend in the Night is better than walking alone in the Daylight.
  403. Good friends R hard to find, difficult to leave, impossible to forget.
  404. Fake friends are like shadows. They follow u in the sun and leave u in the dark.
  405. A True friend is someone who understands your past, And believes in your future, and accepts you today just the way you are…!!
  406. Dosti me na koi Din, na koi Vaar hota hai, Yeh to vo Ahsaas hai jisme bs Pyaar hota hai..
  407. A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain of you even if you are fooling everyone else….
  408. Friendship doubles your joy, Happiness and divides your sorrow…
  409. Failures are temporary, But success is Permanent
  410. Work Hard until you can count your money. ( Inspirational Whatsapp status )
  411. Lehron ko rokhne se behtar teherna sikh jao!
  412. Aache dost ko ruthane per hamesha manana chahiye, kyunk wo hamare sare raaj janta he.
  413. I have two choices – BE RICH or BE RICH
  414. They say “It’s Impossible”, Remember. It’s impossible for them, not you.
  415. Get such respect such that even after closure of curtains people should keep clapping!
  416. For Sale: BRAIN. used less, perfect working condition.
  417. Money won’t work until you work for money.
  418. Better you choose your career rather than career choosing you.
  419. Never laugh at your wife’s choices because you are probably one of them.
  420. I just want to die young as late as possible.
  421. If you’re talking about me on my back, I don’t care!
  422. One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it’s worth watching.
  423. I am born to EXPRESS not to IMPRESS.
  424. A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
  425. Make sure you did something before checking out of life.
  426. Be good and hardworking at what you are, because there is always someone willing to get that position.
  427. I have no addiction, I just have a few bad habits.
  428. Better be alone than being alone in a crowd.
  429. Making a million friends is not a miracle but maintaining them is.
  430. Respect your work and it shall respect you.
  431. If life is squeezing you, something good gonna happen.
  432. My last scene was just to check your last seen
  433. I have you in my arms, and so do I have my cell phone
  434. Chasing dreams really fast and furious.
  435. Every LOVE story is beautiful, ours is awesome. ( love Whatsapp status )
  436. I am a Day Dreamer since I don’t sleep at a night.
  437. Future is subject to market risk, so enjoy it as it is today.
  438. I never really believed in angels until the day I saw you for the first time.
  439. I want to show you how much I love you, but to show that I’ll have to show you how big the universe is.
  440. I don’t have a relationship and I don’t want to be in one. I AM an ENTREPRENEUR.
  441. Don’t try to mess with me I am a budding entrepreneur, and you have no idea what I can do.
  442. Respect yourself and follow your heart.
  443. I also do have volatile RAM it is just called HEART.
  444. Day after tomorrow is most beautiful but many people will die tomorrow evening.
  445. Help in need is favor indeed.
  446. Genius at Play > Your game OVER.
  447. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
  448. Sometimes you succeed other times you learn. ( inspirational whatsapp status )
  449. Passion is the genesis of genius.
  450. I’m not messy. I’m organizationally challenged!
  451. Doing more of what makes me happy
  452. Read and Read and you shall sustain.
  453. The best option is to take opportunity whatsoever may be the result.
  454. I have Many Problems in My Life. But My lips don’t know that, They always Smile.
  455. Work as much as you can, so that you won’t have anything to regret later.
  456. Drink > Eat > Dance > Sleep
  457. Love is blind but eyes aren’t that is why I love you
  458. Like me or hate me for what you know about me, not by what you have heard about me.
  459. No matter what home will always please you, howsoever it may be.
  460. No matter what, no matter where, it’s always home, where love is there.
  461. Battery low, please disturb later.
  462. I don’t get angry I just have more energy.
  463. I always play to WIN. ( motivational Whatsapp status )
  464. An analysis is a key to success in this era.
  465. Rishte par Naaz karo, Kal jitna Bharosa tha utna Aaj karo
  466. Aastha pattharo ko bhi bhagwan bana deti hai
  467. During the last 5 minutes of examination, I always get supernatural power ☺ ( Funny Exam whatsapp status)
  468. My brain needs some recharge, and I think you are my charger
  469. The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall. LOL
  470. A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.
  471. Exams are to interrogate not to irritate.
  472. Last day of the exam is always the best day of the month.
  473. My liver needs some wash, do we have any free service center
  474. Dreams go hand in hand with hard work
  475. Friends are forever until they get in a relationship!
  476. We are WTF generation… WhatsApp, Twitter, and Facebook
  477. Study for interest not for making interest.
  478. Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude they are both different.
  479. My personality is me and my attitude depends on you. ( Latest best status for whatsapp 2019)
  480. Status chod DP dekh
  481. Being an Entrepreneur never goes out of style.
  482. Love in the air and pollution too.
  483. verything that kills me makes me feel alive.
  484. I am happy on even days and more happy on odd days.
  485. An ugly personality destroys a pretty face.
  486. Friends are the family you can choose.
  487. If you are good at it, never do it for free.
  488. Hey, there whatsapp is using me.
  489. Life is better when I’m drunk.
  490. Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall, kyunki deewaro ke bhi kaan hote he.
  491. Love your neighbor. But never get caught.
  492. I love you more than my play-station did you get that now?.
  493. If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.
  494. No one is busy in this world. Its all about priorities!
  495. Sometimes you write status not for all but for one.
  496. Dusk or Dawn is a matter of choice.
  497. I love it calling whatsapp than whatsapp.
  498. FEAR is a LIAR.
  499. I Never judge by its cover.
  500. Things we lose have their own way of coming back ( Best inspirational and hopeful whatsapp status)
  501. Do more, Care Less.
  502. I’m somewhere in the middle of nowhere (Best confused whatsapp status)
  503. Life is like a rainbow you need both sun and rain to make it COLOURFUL
  504. Learning to achieve ( Target and Hard work statuses for whatsapp)
  505. When you fight the past, past fights you back. But when you fight present You Simply WIN
  506. Hope is what makes me Stronger.
  507. Haters Exit, not because of what they have done but because of their own dissatisfaction with what they have done.
  508. I believe in living today, not in yesterday, nor tomorrow.
  509. Put aside emotions and do what you are supposed to do. (Life whatsapp status)
  510. Itni jaldi kya he abhi to mene padhai start kari he.
  511. It’s not about the shoes, it’s about what you do in them.
  512. Unicorns do exist. They’re just fat and grey and we call them Rhinos. (Funny whatsapp status)
  513. No more watch, it’s game time.
  514. Winning a no-win situation by changing rules.
  515. The person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.
  516. Yaadein mithai ki dabbe ki tarah hoti hai,ek bar kholo to sirf ek tukda nahi kha paaoge.
  517. First love, a second chance? (Whatsapp status best)
  518. If dreams don’t scare you, they aren’t big enough.
  519. The real cost of living is dying. (Thoughtful whatsapp status#1)
  520. Zing Zing Zing Zing Zingat.
  521. Madness is like gravity, you know all you need is a little push.
  522. I feel like some people deserve high five on the face.
  523. I feel on top of the world when I employ myself and not someone else employing me. #i am an entrepreneur.
  524. Hey, see you around in hell.
  525. Stop counting my karmas, I have stored them in a Swiss bank.
  526. Once an entrepreneur, always an entrepreneur. Keep hustling (Motivational whatsapp status collection)
  527. 3 rules to remember in life 1. Do not panic 2.If u panic gets calm immediately 3. Remember rules 1 and 2
  528. Everything is fare on life and race.
  529. I need to get personal AC’s in this terrible temperature
  530. Girl in need is your wife indeed.
  531. “Love me as you do,” says to me my pet. And I just love him/her.
  532. Starting a new life with a BOOM.
  533. Life gives hurdles, but I am an athlete. So it’s fun.
  534. Playing music of life, and it seems its just NOISE.
  535. Friends and family need no excuse
  536. Good job god, You know it all. I believe in you.
  537. I wish my mind had a delete button.
  538. Genius by Birth, Evil by Choice
  539. I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
  540. Don’t worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes.
  541. If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.
  542. I’m not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME!
  543. Come in my Heart and pay no rent.
  544. Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it!
  545. I don’t insult people, I just describe them.
  546. Don’t play stupid with me, I’m better at it.