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- Sorry, I’m in a relationship with champagne.
- Happy Valentine’s Day to the couple who always welcomes me as a third wheel.
- Here’s to my true love: Pizza.
- Happy Valentine’s Day to me, my cat, and my glass of wine.
- Spending Valentine’s Day with my favorite person: myself.
- Love the wine you’re with.
- I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge.
- Happy Valentine’s Day to myself. I love you.
- Happy Drink-Wine-and-Eat-Chocolate-Alone Day!
- Just here for the wine.
- All of me … loves all of me.
- Happy Valentine’s Day to me. I love you.
- If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something.
- Thank u, next.
- Reminder: All candy will be 50% off tomorrow.
- Dear Cupid: Forget the guy, just send the candy.
- Being single on Valentine’s Day is so much better than dating someone who would buy you a drugstore teddy bear.
- All of me…loves all of me.
- Valentine’s Day. Blah, Blah, Blah.
- I don’t want to be alone. I want to be left alone. – Audrey Hepburn
- Sometimes, I miss You. Then, I remember what a douche you were and how awesome I am. And then, I’m like “No, I’m good.”
- Cupid can suck it.
- I’m not yours, you’re not mine. Be my anti-valentine.
- Let’s get rid of Valentine’s day and replace it with second Halloween.
- Love is in the air…Try not to breathe.
- Screw Valentine’s day dance with a dog.
- You know what I like about people? Their dogs.
- Thinking of you, it’s terrible.
- I hope cupid’s arrow strikes you in the face.
- If you’re single and you know it, pet your cat.
- Where have you been all my life? And can you please go back there?
- Love? I’d prefer a cupcake.
- Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d rather be single than be with you.
- People call it Valentine’s day I call it Tuesday.
- My Valentine’s name is gym.
- I’m going to spend Valentine’s day with my true love….Food.
- Cupid is not my homeboy.
- We can wear black all day and throw things at happy people.
- I hate Valentine’s day.
- You repulse me the least.
- If you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s day, just remember…No one loves you on the other days of the year either.
- Can’t wait to receive nothing on Valentine’s day.
- I love me more.
- “Spending Valentine’s Day with my true love… chocolate.” – Unknown
- “Love bites” – Unknown
- “Happy Single Awareness Day” – Unknown
- “All my singles ladies” – Beyonce
- ‘Happiness comes from within, not from men” – Unknown
- “Single, and NOT ready to mingle, thanks for looking” – Unknown
- “Single: Too fabulous to settle” – Unknown
- “Valentine’s Day is in 4 days so if you are secretly in love with me, I suggest you reveal it now.” – Unknown
- “Roses are red, Violets are blue, Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two” – Unknown
- “I’m not single, I’m in a long term relationship with fun and freedom” – Unknown
- “Single on Valentine’s Day, more chocolate for me” – Unknown
- “My valentine has still not wished me ‘Happy Valentine’s Day’. Did I do something wrong or is it because he’s a cat?” – Unknown
- “It’s almost Valentine’s Day and I still don’t know what to get myself yet.” – Unknown
- “A dozen roses: $20, a box of chocolates: $10, a Happy Valentines Day card: $5, still having $35 dollars because you’re single: priceless!” – Unknown
- “To all my friends who are committed: Happy Valentines’ Day…. and to all my friends who are single, Happy Independence Day” – Unknown
- “I will be busy this Valentine’s Day spending time with my EX…….Box 360.” – Unknown
- “Happy Valentine’s Day to myself. I love you very much.” – Unknown
- Valentine’s Day Captions Inspired by Songs and Quotes
- “All of me, loves all of you.” —John Legend
- “It’s a love story, baby just say yes.” —Taylor Swift
- “I just called to say I love you.” —Stevie Wonder
- “Some day, when I’m awfully low … I will feel a glow just thinking of you, and the way you look tonight.” —Frank Sinatra
- “We loved with a love that was more than love.” —Edgar Allan Poe, “Annabel Lee”
- “There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved.” —George Sand
- “Where there is love, there is life.” —Gandhi
- “Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.” —Lao Tzu
- “If I had a flower for every time I thought of you … I could walk through my garden forever.” —Alfred Tennyson
- “If you only have one smile in you, give it to the people you love.” – Maya Angelou
- “Love isn’t something you find. Love is something that finds you.” – Loretta Young
- “I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.” – John Green
- “A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” – Mignon McLaughlin
- “If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.” – Winnie the Pooh
- “True love stories never have endings.” – Richard Bach
- “Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.” – Wuthering Heights
- “The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.” – Audrey Hepburn