Single Life Valentine’s Day Captions

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  1. Sorry, I’m in a relationship with champagne.
  2. Happy Valentine’s Day to the couple who always welcomes me as a third wheel.
  3. Here’s to my true love: Pizza.
  4. Happy Valentine’s Day to me, my cat, and my glass of wine.
  5. Spending Valentine’s Day with my favorite person: myself.
  6. Love the wine you’re with.
  7. I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge.
  8. Happy Valentine’s Day to myself. I love you.
  9. Happy Drink-Wine-and-Eat-Chocolate-Alone Day!
  10. Just here for the wine.
  11. All of me … loves all of me.
  12. Happy Valentine’s Day to me. I love you.
  13. If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something.
  14. Thank u, next.
  15. Reminder: All candy will be 50% off tomorrow.
  16. Dear Cupid: Forget the guy, just send the candy.
  17. Being single on Valentine’s Day is so much better than dating someone who would buy you a drugstore teddy bear.
  18. All of me…loves all of me.
  19. Valentine’s Day. Blah, Blah, Blah.
  20. I don’t want to be alone. I want to be left alone. – Audrey Hepburn
  21. Sometimes, I miss You. Then, I remember what a douche you were and how awesome I am. And then, I’m like “No, I’m good.”
  22. Cupid can suck it.
  23. I’m not yours, you’re not mine. Be my anti-valentine.
  24. Let’s get rid of Valentine’s day and replace it with second Halloween.
  25. Love is in the air…Try not to breathe.
  26. Screw Valentine’s day dance with a dog.
  27. You know what I like about people? Their dogs.
  28. Thinking of you, it’s terrible.
  29. I hope cupid’s arrow strikes you in the face.
  30. If you’re single and you know it, pet your cat.
  31. Where have you been all my life? And can you please go back there?
  32. Love? I’d prefer a cupcake.
  33. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d rather be single than be with you.
  34. People call it Valentine’s day I call it Tuesday.
  35. My Valentine’s name is gym.
  36. I’m going to spend Valentine’s day with my true love….Food.
  37. Cupid is not my homeboy.
  38. We can wear black all day and throw things at happy people.
  39. I hate Valentine’s day.
  40. You repulse me the least.
  41. If you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s day, just remember…No one loves you on the other days of the year either.
  42. Can’t wait to receive nothing on Valentine’s day.
  43. I love me more.
  44. “Spending Valentine’s Day with my true love… chocolate.” – Unknown
  45. “Love bites” – Unknown
  46. “Happy Single Awareness Day” – Unknown
  47. “All my singles ladies” – Beyonce
  48. ‘Happiness comes from within, not from men” – Unknown
  49. “Single, and NOT ready to mingle, thanks for looking” – Unknown
  50. “Single: Too fabulous to settle” – Unknown
  51. “Valentine’s Day is in 4 days so if you are secretly in love with me, I suggest you reveal it now.” – Unknown
  52. “Roses are red, Violets are blue, Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two” – Unknown
  53. “I’m not single, I’m in a long term relationship with fun and freedom” – Unknown
  54. “Single on Valentine’s Day, more chocolate for me” – Unknown
  55. “My valentine has still not wished me ‘Happy Valentine’s Day’. Did I do something wrong or is it because he’s a cat?” – Unknown
  56. “It’s almost Valentine’s Day and I still don’t know what to get myself yet.” – Unknown
  57. “A dozen roses: $20, a box of chocolates: $10, a Happy Valentines Day card: $5, still having $35 dollars because you’re single: priceless!” – Unknown
  58. “To all my friends who are committed: Happy Valentines’ Day…. and to all my friends who are single, Happy Independence Day” – Unknown
  59. “I will be busy this Valentine’s Day spending time with my EX…….Box 360.” – Unknown
  60. “Happy Valentine’s Day to myself. I love you very much.” – Unknown
  61. Valentine’s Day Captions Inspired by Songs and Quotes
  62. “All of me, loves all of you.” —John Legend
  63. “It’s a love story, baby just say yes.” —Taylor Swift
  64. “I just called to say I love you.” —Stevie Wonder
  65. “Some day, when I’m awfully low … I will feel a glow just thinking of you, and the way you look tonight.” —Frank Sinatra
  66. “We loved with a love that was more than love.” —Edgar Allan Poe, “Annabel Lee”
  67. “There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved.” —George Sand
  68. “Where there is love, there is life.” —Gandhi
  69. “Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.” —Lao Tzu
  70. “If I had a flower for every time I thought of you … I could walk through my garden forever.” —Alfred Tennyson
  71. “If you only have one smile in you, give it to the people you love.” – Maya Angelou
  72. “Love isn’t something you find. Love is something that finds you.” – Loretta Young
  73. “I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.” – John Green
  74. “A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” – Mignon McLaughlin
  75. “If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.” – Winnie the Pooh
  76. “True love stories never have endings.” – Richard Bach
  77. “Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.” – Wuthering Heights
  78. “The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.” – Audrey Hepburn