Rock And Roll Captions for Instagram 2022

  1. Rock and roll keeps you in a constant state of juvenile delinquency.
  2. I’d rather be dead than cool.
  3. Darling, my attitude is ‘fuck it’; I’m doing everything with everyone.
  4. It’s boring to be 70, I don’t want to be there, I’ll be dead and gone, I don’t have any aspirations to be 70…
  5. Society has traditionally always tried to find scapegoats for its problems. Well here I am.
  6. They’d say if ya play the record backwards, you can hear evil tings like grrrr! and I would think, Jeez, I didn’t know the devil sounded like that. I thought he was coherent, like the rest of us.
  7. Christians are a lot like dinosaurs – about to become extinct.
  8. I could never quite understand cocaine, you can’t get a hard on, you can’t sleep and you grind your teeth, what the fuck is good about that?
  9. My son Jack just got out of rehab, he’s 17 years old and he got hooked on Oxycontin and I’m just a little pissed off that he never gave me a few.
  10. We believed that anything that was worth doing was worth overdoing.
  11. A kid once said to me Do you get hangovers? I said, To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.
  12. I hate boys who are frightened of pee, shit and menstrual blood, who wants a boy who won’t kiss you when you’ve just been sick? I want a man who will let me pee in his belly button.
  13. I wake up: I am mental, I got to bed and I am mental, I am mental within my dreams, I am mental within my normal state, I’m out of my mind.
  14. “The only negative thing about murder is that when you kills someone they can no longer suffer
  15. I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
  16. Just because I cut the heads off dolls doesn’t mean I hate babies, I just hate dolls.
  17. Metallica fans sided with Napster because they’re lazy bastards and they want everything for free, I like playing music because it’s a good living and I get satisfaction from it but I can’t feed my family with satisfaction.
  18. I think record companies are criminals.
  19. I love all women, I will never stop, I want every girl that ever lived. I fuck everything that moves and if it doesn’t move… we work something out.
  20. I think they trivialize what we do and punk rock in general. It’s like throwing shit in the face of something or someone that had substance at one point.
  21. I’m not God but if I were God, ¾ of you would be girls, and the rest would be pizza and beer.
  22. I’m a family oriented guy; I’ve personally started four or five this year.
  23. I’m not a woman. I’m a force of nature.
  24. If another cunt ever calls me the ‘firestarter’, I’ll stab him in the fucking throat.
  25. The only thing I use the Rolling Stone for is toilet paper when I run out.
  26. Jazz, isn’t that just a series of mistakes diguised as musical composition?
  27. Some girl asked me for an autograph and I asked her why, she said because she admires me. I said she should see a shrink. Then she started crying and I started laughing.
  28. Keith Moon, God rest his soul, once drove his car through the glass doors of a hotel, driving all the way up to the reception desk, got out and asked for the key to his room.
  29. When I die, sprinkle my ashes over the 80’s.
  30. I was Marilyn Manson – times 10.
  31. What has drug addiction done for me? It’s cost me my career, my fortune and basically my sex life when I found out I was HIV positive…
  32. We can’t believe how many gays there are in heavy metal, people like…
  33. Rock and roll is a nuclear blast of reality in a mundane world where no-one is allowed to be magnificent.
  34. Rock n roll is about drugs.
  35. I hope the guy who came up with the phrase ‘sex, drugs and rock ‘n’ roll’ rots in hell, I’d like to change it so it makes more sense: ‘sex death and rock ‘n’ roll’
  36. We’ve all got out self-destructive bad habits, the trick is to find four or five you personally like the best and just do those all the time.
  37. There was a time I thought I couldn’t enjoy rock ‘n’ roll unless I had heroin in me
  38. If you’re a gay person I’d rather not be stuck in a lift with you.
  39. The ability for a woman to orally satisfy somebody in a rock band, that’s important to a rock ‘n’ roll musician.
  40. We get paid in flesh. Our audiences are sluts and whores, each and every one.
  41. Kiss is like a smell in a paper bag, they just never go away
  42. A missive to all you metal bands, the world is totally over the rock thing. Rock is deader than it’s ever been.
  43. Heavy metal drives me bonkers, it makes me want to vomit, heavy metal really is a pile of puke. .
  44. One time we saw some hookers but when we got closer we realized it was Motley Crue.
  45. You hear about bands who say, We did one show where only 20 people showed up , well that was our average gig for five years.
  46. I’m down to a bottle of wine a day, but my hands still shake a bit.
  47. I love you all; I love you more than life itself, but you’re all fucking mad.
  48. It will be funny in about 10 years.
  49. Anyone who thinks they’re happy should really see a doctor, because there is no reason to be happy.
  50. Life sucks, but in a beautiful kind of way.
  51. Exist loudly.
  52. Feeling the bass pounding in your chest.
  53. Why be moody when you can shake yo booty?
  54. Music is life. That’s why our hearts have beats.
  55. Life every day like its a Warped Tour.
  56. I believe in using songs to say things.
  57. All it takes is one song to bring back a thousand memories.
  58. Long live rock n’ roll.
  59. Life is made of small moments like this.
  60. Good music. Good Friends. Good Vibes.
  61. Always find time for the things that make you happy to be alive.
  62. I wish some nights lasted forever.
  63. Three minutes of music. Years of memories.
  64. This is where I feel alive.
  65. Breath and ask yourself if it will ever get better than tonight.
  66. Let it all out.
  67. You can’t download a live musical experience.
  68. I just want money for plane tickets, concert tickets and clothes.
  69. I want a boyfriend that will buy me concert tickets….or maybe just the concert tickets.
  70. A moment of silence for all the concerts we miss because we can’t afford the tickets.
  71. Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you concert tickets.
  72. Music is the strongest form of magic. – Marilyn Manson
  73. Because when he sings…even the birds stop to listen. – Suzanne Collins
  74. Everything in the universe has a rhythm, everything dances. – Maya Angelou
  75. Music is the universal language of mankind. – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
  76. Music, once admitted to the soul, becomes a sort of spirit, and never dies. – Edward Bulwer Lytton
  77. The music is not in the notes, but in the silence between. – Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
  78. It is said by the Eldar that in water there lives yet the echo of the Music of the Ainur more than in any substance that is in this Earth; and many of the Children of Ilúvatar hearken still unsated to the voices of the Sea, and yet know not for what they listen. – J.R.R. Tolkien
  79. We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. – Arthur William Edgar O’Shaughnessy
  80. I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things. – Tom Waits
  81. Without music, life would be a blank to me. – Jane Austen
  82. If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph: THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD WAS MUSIC – Kurt Vonnegut
  83. We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. – Friedrich Nietzsche
  84. All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. – Frank Zappa
  85. People haven’t always been there for me but music always has. – Taylor Swift
  86. Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. – Lao Tzu
  87. Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up. – Hans Christian Andersen
  88. One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. – Bob Marley
  89. Music is my higher power – Oliver James
  90. Where words leave off, music begins. – Heinrich Heine
  91. If music be the food of love, play on. – William Shakespeare
  92. Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. – Robert Fripp
  93. Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny. – Frank Zappa
  94. The only truth is music. – Jack Kerouac
  95. Without music, life would be a mistake. – Friedrich Nietzsche
  96. And, in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. – Paul

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