Funny & Heartwarming Mother’s Day Caption for Instagram

Mom, thanks for teaching me to stop and sip the rosé.
Motherhood: Powered by love. Fueled by coffee. Sustained by wine.
Mothers don’t sleep. They just worry with their eyes closed.
Mom: My greatest teacher, my best friend, and my cheapest therapist.
She’s not a regular mom, she’s a cool mom.
I love how we don’t have to say out loud that I’m your favorite child.
If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it the way mom told you to in the beginning.
Keep calm and call your mom.
Dear mom, I get it now.
Nothing is lost until your mother can’t find it.
Cheers to the woman who gave up wine for nine months, just for me.
Mom, I’m sorry for all the times I didn’t take the chicken out of the freezer. I get it now.
You’re not a regular mom, you’re a cool mom!
Nothing is really lost until your mom can’t find it.
Thank you for giving me life. And thank you for not taking it back during my teenage years.
Mom, I forgive you for replacing me with cats.
I love how we don’t have to say out loud that I’m your favorite child.
My Mother’s Day gift to you is apologizing for ages 12-17. Sorry I was terrible.
Love you loads, Mom! Speaking of… can you do my laundry?
Mothers are a gift to humanity. End of story.
Mom—you’re definitely one of my favorite parents.
Sometimes when I open my mouth, my mother comes out.
I still can’t fold a fitted sheet, but you did a good job.
Thanks for always loving me, even through all of my awkward phases.
In a surprising turn of events, my mother was right. About everything.
Everything I learned about being awesome, I learned from my mom.
Life doesn’t come with a manual—it comes with a mother.
A mom is the greatest teacher, cheapest therapist, and best friend.
When people tell me I’m turning into my mother, I take it as a compliment.
There aren’t enough flowers in the world to show you how much you mean to me.
Mothers hold their children’s hands for a while, but their hearts forever.
Mom: A title just above Queen.
Not always eye to eye, but always heart to heart.
I love my mom to the moon and back.
A mother’s work is never done—but today, you deserve a rest.
Who needs a superhero when I have you as a mom?
Thanks for teaching me about the glass ceiling—and then showing me how to swing a hammer.
Behind every great woman is an even better mother.
“You saw the best there was in me. Lifted me up when I couldn’t reach. You gave me faith ’cause you believed. I’m everything I am because you loved me.” — Celine Dion
“I’ll be your shoulder when you need someone to lean on. Be your shelter when you need someone to see you through. I’ll be there to carry you.” — Reba McEntire
“You’ve given me everything that I will need to make it through this crazy thing called life.” — Carrie Underwood
“I know you were on my side even when I was wrong; And I love you for giving me your eyes, staying back and watching me shine.” — Taylor Swift
“So, mother, I thank you, for all you’ve done and still do; You got me, I got you, together we always pull through.” — Christina Aguilera
“I only love my bed and my mama, I’m sorry.” — Drake
“I never thought you would become the friend I never had.” — The Spice Girls
“You might have a mom, she might be the bomb, but ain’t nobody got a mom like mine.” — Meghan Trainor
“It’s not easy being a mother. If it were, fathers would do it.” —The Golden Girls
“When you look into your mother’s eyes, you know that is the purest love you can find on this earth.” —Mitch Albom
“A mother’s arms are more comforting than anyone else’s.” —Princess Diana
“All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.” —Abraham Lincoln
“Where you lead, I will follow.” —Carole King
“I love you a thousand yellow daisies.” —Gilmore Girls
“When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ It is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.” —Erma Bombeck
“Call your mother. Tell her you love her. Remember you’re the only person who knows what her heart sounds like from the inside.” —Rachel Wolchin
“Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible.” —Marion C. Garretty
“A mother is a person who, seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.” —Tenneva Jordan
Home is wherever mom is.
A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend.
Moms are like buttons — they hold everything together.
A mother’s hug lasts long after she lets go.
The only thing better than having you for a mom, is my children having you for a grandma.
To the world you are a mother, but to our family you are the absolute world.
Who needs a superhero, when I have her?
Mom: A title just above queen.
Life doesn’t come with a manual, it comes with a mother.
Out of all the moms in the world, I am so glad you are mine.
“I want to thank you for what you’ve done in hopes I can give back to you.” —The Backstreet Boys
“She’s the sky that holds the clouds. She’s the lady of the house, a blind believer in all I dare to be.” —The Band Perry
“She said I don’t care if you’re 80, you’ll always be my baby.” —Blake Shelton
“I love you. I’ll always love you. There’s nothing I won’t do to say these words to you.” —Good Charlotte
“She’s your mother, you love her. There won’t be another place like her again that you call home.” —Sugarland
“You got me, I got you, together we always pull through.” —Christina Aguilera
“I will make you queen of everything you see, I’ll put you on the map.” —Twenty One Pilots
“You taught me to run, you taught me to fly, helped me to free the me inside.” —Gloria Estefan and *NSYNC
“You might have a mom, she might be the bomb, but ain’t nobody got a mom like mine.” —Meghan Trainor
“You’ve given me everything that I will need to make it through this crazy thing called life.” —Carrie Underwood
“I love you a thousand yellow daisies.” —Gilmore Girls
“In a world full of trends, you always remain a classic.” —Iman
“All I am I owe to my mother.” —George Washington
“My mother was my role model before I even knew what that word was.” —Lisa Leslie
“I can imagine no heroism greater than motherhood.” —Lance Conrad
“God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.” —Rudyard Kipling
“A mother’s arms are more comforting than anyone else’s.” —Princess Diana
“We are born of love; Love is our mother.” —Rumi
“Mother’s love is peace. It need not be acquired, it need not be deserved.” —Erich Fromm
“Motherhood. All love begins and ends there.” —Robert Browning
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