Recruits got a shock when their Army
basic-training instructor turned out
to be an attractive female sergeant.
Her assistant, however, was a burly,
hawk-nosed veteran whose glare could
At the end of training, the attractive
instructor congratulated the recruits
and said that if there was anything
she could do for us, just ask.
From the back, a voice called out,
“How about a kiss from the sergeant?”
“Sure,” she replied, raising her hand
to quell the laughter.
“But I’ll let my assistant take care of it!”