A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop … Read more
Recruits got a shock when their Army basic-training instructor turned out to be an attractive female sergeant. Her assistant, however, was a burly, hawk-nosed veteran whose glare could freeze water. At the end of training, the attractive instructor congratulated the recruits and said that if there was anything she could do for us, just ask. … Read more
1. Knock, Knock Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? Nobel…that’s why I knocked! 2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome. 3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the peep hole and find out. 4. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s not working! 5. Knock, knock. … Read more
1.Knock, knock. Who’s there? Thermos. Thermos who? Thermos be a better way to get to you. 2.Knock, knock. Who’s there? To. To who? Actually, it’s to whom. 3.Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here! 4.Knock, knock. Who’s there? Razor. Razor who? Razor hands, this is a stick up! 5.Knock, knock. … Read more