Instagram Captions for Dogs – Puns, Cute, Rainy Day & more

Funny Dog Captions

  1. I’m mutts about this pupper!
  2. Life is ruff when you’re this cute
  3. Someone partied too hard
  4. Wag more, bark less
  5. My dog only likes trombone music. Everything else makes him howl.
  6. She thinks her Halloween costume is a little degrading
  7. Stop trying to make fetch happen!
  8. He has a dog bed. This isn’t it…
  9. Positive vibes only
  10. Tell your dog I said hi!
  11. I snooze, but I never lose. How do I do it?
  12. Every day I try to live like someone left the gate open
  13. According to my notes, I should be getting a treat right now?
  14. Here comes the pup-arazzi again. They’re always hounding me.
  15. This smile brought to you by ten minutes of belly rubs
  16. Meet you in the barking lot!
  17. I don’t always bark at am, but when I do, it’s because there is nothing there.
  18. I heard on the grapevine that I am a very good dog
  19. Are you sure you can eat all that by yourself?
  20. Live bark love, that’s my motto
  21. The more men I meet, the more I love my dog.
  22. I’m mutts about my dog.
  23. Not all dogs are good boys. Some are good girls!
  24. Dog hair is my go-to accessory.
  25. Can’t escape the pup-arazzi.
  26. First he stole my heart, then he stole my bed.
  27. Crazy dog lady.
  28. He’s not fat, he’s husky!
  29. Dogs are the universe’s way of apologizing for your relatives.
  30. I love my pup furry much.
  31. What the pug?
  32. All dogs are good—some are just a little ruff around the edges.
  33. What kind of dog doesn’t bark? A hush puppy!
  34. My therapist has four legs and a tail.
  35. Home is where the dog hair is stuck to everything.
  36. Stop hounding me!
  37. Cuteness overload, am I right?
  38. I’m all about that pug life.

Dog Instagram captions by breed

  1. The puggle is real
  2. My Dalmatian is always trying not to be spotted
  3. I labradore you!
  4. Dachshund through the snow…
  5. My dog really beagles my mind sometimes
  6. It’s raining today, so keep an eye out for poodles
  7. Don’t stop retrieving!
  8. I spend mastiff my time sleeping, and the rest eating
  9. Just pug-get about it.
  10. Dachshunds love to sit in the shade. They’re such hot dogs.
  11. Labracadabrada! I’m a magician
  12. I don’t really like melon, I’m more of a happy collie

Cute dog captions

  1. Be the person your dog thinks you are
  2. Happiness starts with a nose and ends with a tail
  3. Headed to the park for a little barkour
  4. Everyone thinks they have the best dog, and none of them are wrong
  5. A house is not a home without a dog
  6. Dog hair is part of the décor
  7. I work hard so my dog can have nice things
  8. You can’t buy love, but you can rescue it
  9. VIP area (very important pupper)
  10. Warning: This pic may cause cuteness overload
  11. Do not disturb me, I’m being delightful
  12. Love is a four-legged word
  13. Sorry, work. I can’t come in today. My dog’s being adorable again.
  14. Puppy love.
  15. Thanks fur the memories.
  16. You can’t buy happiness, but you can rescue it.
  17. Dogs are my favorite people.
  18. I will always woof you.
  19. My best friend has a fur and a tail.
  20. Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
  21. Love is a four-legged word.
  22. Anything is paws-ible with a dog by your side.
  23. Love is a wet nose and a wagging tail.
  24. The road to my heart is filled with paw prints.
  25. Don’t stop retrievin’.
  26. My dog’s only flaw is not living forever.
  27. Life would be ruff without you.
  28. This friendship is fur real.
  29. If there are no dogs in heaven, I don’t want to go.
  30. Sometimes, they call me ‘Getbackhere.’
  31. “I’m bad to the bone.” — George Thorogood & The Destroyers, “Bad To The Bone”
  32. “Fur real.”
  33. “The happiest pupper you ever did see.”
  34. I’m a su-paw-star.”
  35. “My dog does this amazing thing where he just exists and makes my whole life better because of it.”
  36. “Warning: cuteness overload.”
  37. “You are pawfection.”
  38. “It’s time to get this pawty started.”
  39. “You must be my backyard, because I dig you.”
  40. “Life’s not ruff when you’re around.”
  41. “I wonder what my dog named me.”
  42. “I live for the appaws.”
  43. “Some days are just meant for laying on the floor.”
  44. “Don’t stop retrievin’.”
  45. “You’re looking quite fetching today.”
  46. “Hope you have a pawsome day.”
  47. “I woof spending time with you.”
  48. “Anything is pawsible.”
  49. “What’s up, dog?”
  50. “Feeling corgeous.”
  51. “If I had a dollar for every time my dog made me smile, I would be a millionaire.”
  52. “I labradore spending time with you.”
  53. “I shih tzu not.”
  54. “The puggle is real.”
  55. “Thanks fur the memories.”
  56. “Stop trying to make fetch happen.” — Regina George, Mean Girls
  57. “Life is ruff when you’re this cute.”
  58. “Just taking some time to paws and reflect.”
  59. “The road to my heart is paved with paw prints.”
  60. “Howl you doing?”
  61. “Do you like my self-pawtrait?”
  62. “Learn a lesson from your dog — No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that sh*t and move on.” — Someecards
  63. “And they called it puppy love.” — Paul Anka, “Puppy Love”
  64. “If you’re having a bad day, just pug-et about it!”
  65. “Pass the Milk-Bones, please.”
  66. Dog Instagram Captions Puns
  67. It’s my paw-ty, I can bark if I want to!
  68. This cute face made possible by belly rubs.
  69. Warning: I could become even cuter than this.
  70. I may snooze, but I never lose.
  71. Out on the town for a little barkour!
  72. Sweet dreams are made of treats.
  73. Everything I do, I do with paw-fect form.
  74. Now giving nap lessons.
  75. Will work for treats!
  76. Just wondering why nobody is giving me treats rn hbu?
  77. Please, hold your appaws.
  78. Always DTS: down to snooze on a sunny patch of floor
  79. Ready for a pawsome adventure!
  80. What’s up, dog?
  81. Dude, where’s my ball?
  82. Would rather be licking your face right now
  83. Paw-perazzi caught me doin’ my thing again!
  84. Cutest dog in the world, reporting for duty!
  85. I love you more than sniffing bushes.
  86. Raise the woof!Don’t stop retrievin’.
  87. I’m mutts about my dog.
  88. You’re looking quite fetching today.
  89. Can’t escape the pup-arazzi.
  90. First he stole my heart, then he stole my bed.
  91. Crazy dog lady.
  92. We have the ulti-mutt friendship.
  93. Just taking some time to paws and reflect.
  94. Life’s not ruff when you’re around.
  95. Hope you have a pawsome day.
  96. Easily distracted by dogs.
  97. I have too many dogs, said no one ever
  98. Coffee and dogs make the world go round
  99. Dog hair is my glitter.
  100. Beware of the dog, he will steal your heart.
  101. Fur-iends through thick and thin.
  102. I woof spending time with you.
  103. Do you like my self-pawtrait?
  104. EmBARKing on a new journey.
  105. Getting a new LEASH on life!
  106. Life would be ruff without you.
  107. I wish I could text my dog.
  108. My dog is cooler than your dog.
  109. Never trust a person who doesn’t love dogs.
  110. First they steal your heart, then they steal your bed.
  111. You are pawfection.
  112. This friendship is fur real.
  113. Stop hounding me!
  114. I’m a su-paw-star.
  115. Dog mom AF.
  116. You had me at woof.
  117. I’m not single I have dogs.
  118. Stop trying to make fetch happen. — Regina George, Mean Girls
  119. The more men I meet, the more I love my dog.
  120. Be the person your dog thinks you are.
  121. It’s not drinking alone if your dog is home.
  122. Dog people are my kinda people.
  123. And they called it puppy love. — Paul Anka, Puppy Love
  124. It really is the dogs house, we just pay the bills.
  125. I’m here to pet all the dogs.
  126. Is it FriYAY yet? It’s been a ruff week.

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