Hilarious Tweets About Columbus Day

#ColumbusDay has become like that drunk Uncle everyone is ashamed of #TeamDl

— DL Hughley (@RealDLHughley) October 12, 2015

Happy “This Dude Came Over And Pointed Out What Was Already Here” Day #ColumbusDay — Eugene Lee Yang (@EugeneLeeYang) October 12, 2015

In honor of #ColumbusDay, take this tweet, put your own name on it, then erase mine.

— Q. Allan Brocka (@allanbrocka) October 12, 2015

I refuse to write a Columbus Day tweet. Each of my tweets should work on any day that theyre read. They should feel immediate, yet timeless. — chris kelly (@imchriskelly) October 12, 2015

Remember kids, you get today off from school because Christopher Columbus got lost. #ColumbusDay

— Corey Graves (@WWEGraves) October 12, 2015

  *sees someone drop their wallet* ME: This is mine. I discovered it THEM: what no ME *stabs them* Columbus Day rules COP: dang he’s right — Spookerdoodle (@OneTrickTofani) October 12, 2015

In honor of #ColumbusDay I have discovered my neighbors house. Also slaughtered him and his family. I was trying to get to the grocery store

— Nathan Zed (@NathanZed) October 12, 2015