Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
I’m your worst nightmare.
If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption.
I think you are lacking vitamin me!
What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram.
Business Time – Flight of the Conchords
A Boy Named Sue – Johnny Cash
Peaches-Presidents of the USA
Ur So Gay – Katy Perry
I love you like a fat kid loves cake
Like A Boss – Lonely Island
What the world is in that bag, what you got in that bag? A couple of cans of whoopass