Funny Short Instagram Captions

Add any of the following short captions to your Instagram selfie.
I love Selfies
Whatever sprinkles your donuts
Focus on the Good
Selfie in paradise
Escape the ordinary
Make Peace with your broken pieces
Last night was a blue
Ice Cream is Cheaper Than Therapy
Let’s just be who we are
Go green!
One bad chapter doesn’t mean your story is over
Her attitude kinda savage but her heart is gold
Cinderella never asked for a prince
The best of me is yet to come
Little by Little
So many changes in a year
Life is like a mirror, we get the best results when we smile
Life is better when you’re smiling
Who says I never smile in my selfie?
By the way, I’m wearing the smile you gave me
Keep the Smile On!
Smile, it confuses people
Smile at the world, and she’ll smile back
Some past memories bring a smile to you. And this is surely one of it.
The smallest change can make the biggest difference
Be the best version of you
L.Y. First Love Yourself
Grow through what you go through
Be yourself, there’s no one better.
be you. do you. for you.
Time for Changes
I feel the start of something new
Dream without fear, love without limits.
Moments like these…This is what we live for, this is why we exist
The moment when you realize everything’s perfect
Live for the moments you can’t put into words
Surround yourself with those who make you happy
Being happy never goes out of style
Be happy; it drives people crazy
There’s nothing more precious than sharing special moments with family
There’s no place like home
Life takes you to places, love brings you home.Home sweet home
Love of a FAMILY is life’s greatest blessing…!!!
A good family is priceless
Friends are born, not made
Life was meant for good friends and great adventures
A true friend is the greatest of all blessings
Happiness is meeting an old friend after a long time and feeling that nothing has changed
Dieting with friends :p
Selfie with the crew
My excuse is that I’m young
Do more of what makes you happy
There are so many beautiful reasons to be happy
Let life surprise you
Life is full of surprisesI
I feel extremely happy
Embrace the glorious mess that you are
It’s the little things in life
Sundays are Special
Trouble never looked so god damn fine
Different doesn’t mean wrong
Simplicity is the key to brilliance
When the roots are deep there are no reasons to fear the wind
you make my heart smile
I make your heart laugh
there is beauty in simplicity
Make it simple but significant
Once you realize you deserve better letting go will be the best decision ever
by the way, I’m wearing the smile you gave me
Aspire to Inspire before we expire
All good things are wild and free
long weekend love
Be obsessively grateful
Elegance is a beauty that never fades
Wanderlust and city dust
Give me some space
I’m your love and life
This is how to be a heartbreaker
Real men don’t take selfies
We all shine on
I’m not lazy, just relaxed
Under construction
OMG, look at my selfie
It’s funny because it’s true
Just hanging with my friends
I just got 30 likes, #selfiepro
You don’t know me
If you got eyes, look at me now
Real men don’t take selfies
I Can’t-Do That Now Bc I’m Taking Selfies!!!
A selfie a day keeps the friends away.
If you got eyes, look at me now
Hating me doesn’t make you pretty.
But first… let me take a selfie
Whatever you do in life, make sure it makes you happy.
The sun will shine someday
Take my selfie and be merry
Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star
Warning – You might fall in love with me.
Love your enemies
Smile, it confuses peopleThese are the seasons of emotion
These are the seasons of emotion
Silly girls are the best
You’ll never understand me
You’re always too far from here
I don’t take selfies all the time, just every day
Time to party, ladies
Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy
Animal selfies are the best selfies
Proof that I can do selfies better than you
Sunshine and moonshine
Living is easy with your eyes closed
I’m everything you want but can’t have
You have every right to a beautiful life
Baby, it’s cold outside
Selfie Time!
Don’t copy my style of taking Selfies
Keep calm and take a selfie
Puts selfie on top of tree because I’m a star
I am not a selfie expert
Cold Days, Warm Hearts
Happily dressed in black
Never looked so good
A better version of me
Best Friends Forever..!!!!
I feel good today
I am looking fresher than you
Feeling Fresh
Life is too short to wear boring clothes
I have no selfie control
I am not taking selfie, I am just checking my camera quality
Please don’t download my Selfie, you may fall in love with me
This is my thug life
People are looking at me funny
Sometimes I’m in a selfie mood
I have no idea what I’m doing
A selfie a day keeps your FB friends away
Clicked a selfie after a long time!
Who cares? I’m AWESOME..!!
I’m a unicorn
Soul on fleek
Sending your selfies to NASA because ur a Star
I’m cool but Summer made me hot!
I’m cool but global warming made me hot
Makeup magnifies the beauty that already exists
Straightening my hair
I woke up like this; flawless
Sugar, how’d you get so fly?
I’m the girl you’ll never be.
Life is short, Wear cute shoes
Never give up on your hair! It’s the next thing people notice after your smile
Short hair don’t care
I’m no beauty queen, I’m just beautiful me
God is really creative, I mean..Just look at me
Pretty in pink!
Messy hair don’t care
I love my hair in this pic
It’s s*xy time
Surround yourself with makeup, not negativity
In a world full of trends, I want to remain a classic
5’2 but my attitude 6’1
“Who said I was an angel?”
“Fresh just like Carlton, I kill ’em with Will”
“When you look at me, what do you see?
Open your eyes, I’m more brilliant than you’ll ever be”
“I got thorns Wear them like a crown I got thorns You should know by now That’s what you get when you pick a rose”
“I was being humble, I’m back on my cocky shit.”
“You’re the poison in the wine”
“Stiff smile just like I’m Aphex Twin”
“Don’t you know you’re playing with fire tonight?”
“I’d rather lose a lover than to love a loser”
“You’re the right face at the wrong time, love, I only wish I woulda known it”
“Show me something before I show something to you”
“I got that pumps and a bump and you know you wanna try it”
“Bout to make me give you reason to be insecure”
“Young enough to chase, but old enough to know better.”
“Ice cold like my drink”
“Waist so small, look like lipo”
“Yeah, if you don’t learn your lesson you gon’ get yourself in permanent detention”