Funny Prom Instagram Captions for Guys 2020

The good things in life are better with you.
Happy girls shine brighter.
Yea, we are pretending to like each other in this photo.
We get so worried about being pretty. Let’s be kind, let’s enjoy it, let’s be funny!
This night is sparkling, don’t let go!
And so the night begins.
I am always tired, but never for you.
Being yourself is the prettiest thing you can be.
Shall we dance?
Live for today, plan for tomorrow, party tonight!
Tonight I’m gonna dance for all that we’ve been through.
Crazy nights make the best memories.
Keep your heels, head, and standards high.
Sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory.
Dancing is a shortcut to happiness.
Let’s make tonight amazing!
Midnight memories.
Always wear your invisible crown.
The night is here, don’t let go.
Making memories with you is my favorite thing to do.
I have every reason to smile!
Just plain good.
You see, Cinderella didn’t ask for a prince. She just needed a dress.
There’s nothing holding me back.
We must accept the end of something in order to begin to build something new.
With you, it’s all different.
This is my squad, this is my family.
You are enough.
One last farewell picture..everyone smile
Nothing lasts forever, but at least we got these memories.
The whole place was dressed to the nines and we were dancing like we’re made of starlight.
Tonight, I am my own knight in a sparkly armor.
This is a sparkly night.
Life is a party, dress like it!
A lot goes down when we dress up.
Every day is a fashion show and the world is your runway.
Cinderella never asked for a prince, she asked for a night off and a dress.
When in doubt, overdress.
Life is perfect but your outfit can be better!
Girls do not dress up for boys.
Being well dressed is a beautiful form of politeness.
Playing dress-up begins at age five and never truly ends.
Dress like you’re already famous.
You’re never fully dressed without a smile.
It’s not about the dress you wear, but the life you lead in the dress.
The joy of dressing is an art.
Always dress like it’s the best day of your life.
I don’t dress up for anyone but me.
Life is short. Buy the dress.
The future is built on brains, not prom court, as most people can tell you after attending their high school reunion. But you’d never know it by talking to kids or listening to the messages they get from the culture and even from their schools.
My ideal prom date would have to be cute, funny, sweet, nice.
I’m always hopeful. I feel like I’m at the prom sitting against the wall waiting for someone to ask me to dance.
Adolescence isn’t just about prom or wearing sparkly dresses.
I think prom is just about enjoying yourself.
Looking at my own prom photograph reminds me of how significant that moment was – and how fleeting life is.
I don’t get why prom is like a mini-wedding these days…No one should spend that kind of money for a high school dance.
Death is a lot like a prom – loud, overdone, and although the guy you came with was cool, you never know who’ll end up taking you home.
You can get married three or four times, but a prom is one in a lifetime experience. Prom is an exciting time for teenagers. The perfect dress is any dress that they feel beautiful and confident wearing.
ADOLESCENCE ISN’T JUST ABOUT PROM OR WEARING SPARKLY DRESSES.
The prom is a good way to meet new members.
Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is used to cut diamonds.
It wasn’t that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was. People are not conforming to the traditional ideas of prom. They are more individualistic, more willing to do their own thing. It’s just a complete change in our culture.
My excuse? I am young and free!
This night may be pointless but it was lived and enjoyed.
Do what you like, like what you do.
Thanks for the memories.
Here’s to the night we felt alive.
Ain’t life grand!
The best feeling is when you look at him and he is already staring.
She didn’t know she had wings until she needed to fly.
There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them.
We look up at the same stars but see different things.
Oh, what a night!
Friends who slay together, stay together.
Live for today, plan for tomorrow, party tonight.
Do it for you and not for them.
I’m sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.
Here’s to looking at you.
Once you’ve grown up you can’t come back. – Peter Pan
Daisies grow wild and so do i
I still ride with my day one.
I’m wearing the smile he/she gave me.
Keep your heels, head, and standards high.
Cheers to you!
Playing dress-up begins at age five and never truly ends.
We’re fools whether we dance or not, so we may as well dance.
Remember, prom is about enjoying yourself.
Tonight is many hues of perfect.
My excuse is that I’m young.
Thou art as wise as thou art beautiful.
Can we have this weekend over and over again?
A night with people i will never forget.
Too glam to give a damn.
Falling in love all over again.
Never miss a chance to dance.
Rollin’ with my homies this prom.
I’m here for a good time not a long time.
Things I love. You.
Creating my own happiness this prom.
I’m sipping it ‘til I feel it, I’m smoke it ‘til it’s done.
You’re a limited edition.
Life is too short to wear boring clothes.
This may be the end of something, but it is also the beginning of something else.
Let’s cuddle so I can steal your body heat.
And so the adventure begins!
Sugar, spice and everything nice.
You’re the best thing that’s ever been mine.
Keeping the love alive with some dinner and wine.
List of things I love: You.
Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.
You’re my sun, my moon and my stars.
Cheers to us, cheers to the journey and everything in between.
Imma dress like I’m already famous.
Elegance is the only beauty that never fades.
Know yourself, know your worth.
Keep calm and think prom.
I cannot see heaven being much better than this.
I will definitely dance like nobody’s watching.
I didn’t choose the glam life, the glam life chose me.
I’m up right now and you suck right now.
Where you movin’? I said onto better things.
The best accessory a girl can wear is confidence.
No new friends.
I never want to stop making memories with you.
I’ll be there for you.
Life is a party, so dress like it.
I can’t really see another squad tryna cross us.
A picture is worth a thousand words but the memories are priceless.
Prom mood: On.
Life is made of small moments like this night!
People will stare, make it worth their while.
Tonight, let’s be a little bit dramatic.
7 billion smiles and yours is my favorite.
The best nights are usually unplanned, random and spontaneous.
If you are by my side, and we stumbled in the dark I know we’d be alright.
I never liked that song until I danced to it with you.
Pretending that we like each other for the photo.
Chase her. Chase her when she’s already yours. That’s the only way you’ll be assured to never lose her.
You are the pumpkin spice to my fall!
Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is actually used to cut diamonds.” –John Green
“Nobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another.” –Elizabeth Eulberg
“Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.” –Kiera Cass
“According to Sarah, who had gone two years ago, prom was famous for being an overpriced disappointment where most people had no fun.” –Cammie McGovern
“Well, at least it’ll never be as awkward as a middle school dance.” –Unknown
“Prom has all the elements of a popular story. It reeks of all-Americanness, tension, drama. It has romance. Pretty dresses. Dancing. Limos. High school.” –Adora Svitak
Sometimes you just have to throw on a crown and remind them who they’re dealing with.” –Marilyn Monroe
“A picture is worth a thousand words, but the memories are priceless.” –Unknown
“Sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory.” –Dr. Seuss
“I’m always hopeful. I feel like I’m at the prom sitting against the wall waiting for someone to ask me to dance.” –Sarah Dessen
“If you can’t be the prom queen, then make sure you’re the dancing queen.” –Unknown
“Nothing is more beautiful than being you.” –Unknown
Friends who slay together stay together.
Said yes to the (prom) dress.
Dance like no one’s watching. Because they aren’t. They’re checking their phone.
I woke up like this.
Double trouble on the dance floor.
All I want is good music, great friends, bright lights and late nights.
Life is short. Wear your party dress!
Prom first. Think later.
Rule #1: Never miss a chance to dance.
Always follow the call of the disco ball.
Stay golden, girl.
Don’t be afraid to dance to the beat of your own drum.
Tonight, we are young. So, let’s set the world on fire. We can burn brighter than the sun.” –Fun.
“You can dance. You can jive. Having the time of your life.” –ABBA
“A little party killed nobody.” –Fergie
“The whole place was dressed to the nines and we were dancing like we’re made of starlight.” –Taylor Swift
“Celebrate we will ‘cause life is short but sweet for certain.” –Dave Matthews Band
“Shine bright like a diamond.” –Rihanna
“I’m little but I’m coming for the crown.” –Lorde
“Yeah we were dancing, dancing like it was the first time.” –Taylor Swift
“I’ve got the moves like Jagger.” –Maroon Five
“’Cause you took these two left feet and waltzed away with my heart.” ­–Lee Brice
“Night is young, and the music’s high.” –ABBA
I cannot see heaven being much better than this
Live for today, plan for tomorrow, party tonight
I’m sipping it ‘til I feel it, I’m smoke it ‘til it’s done
I still ride with my day one
My excuse is that I’m young
I’m here for a good time not a long time
I can’t really see another squad tryna cross us
I’m up right now and you suck right now
No new friends
Where you movin’? I said onto better things
Know yourself, know your worth
I think prom is just about enjoying yourself.