Funny, Clever, Bad, Dirty Pick Up lines for Flirting

One must know how to start chat or make conversations if they want to live their social life at their best and full. In these type of conditions it is must to master the art of conversation. Each type of conversation whether it is face to face with someone or chats through social media platforms, have their own particular social dynamics. But there are often many rules that are applicable for any type of conversation to make it better and interesting.

Whether it is the start of a Chat or start of a face to face conversation, chat while interview or discussions during first few days of your joining a new job, you won’t want to make a bad impression by talking anything off topic or anything which others find boring to talk about. If you talk about these boring topics then you can find yourself in an embarrassing situation.

When someone chats with strangers, then they often want to use phrases or lines that strikes the strangers and appeals interesting to them. These phrases or lines are known as Pick Up lines or Chat opener lines. These pick up lines have very important role in making any conversation to create an impression on the other person in your opposite side. Sometimes it is not up to you to make the conversation to go fine, because the other person may not be in good mood to talk due to some personal reasons. There are many Funny and Clever Pick Up lines that works very well in even the above situations can change the mood of persons.

Luckily there are many tips or in other words we can say there are many Pick Up Lines or Chat Up lines that allow you to overcome these embarrassing moments and make your conversation and chat to go simpler and on an interesting track.

Some Chats and conversations need some type of presentation to start. Where as some Chats don’t need any of presentation as they start up directly and goes straight forward simply. There are lot of Pick Up lines that are best suited for starting any kind of Chat and can make it go in your way. These pick up lines can be used for any situation and for any person. Below we are sharing some of the best Funny, Clever, Dirty and Bad Pick Up Lines.

  1. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
  2. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
  3. Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
  4. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?
  5. They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
  6. For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
  7. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
  8. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  9. I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
  10. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
  11. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
  12. Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
  13. Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
  14. If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
  15. Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
  16. I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
  17. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
  18. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
  19. It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
  20. I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
  21. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.
  22. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
  23. Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
  24. Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!
  25. Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  26. Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
  27. Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.
  28. Something’s wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
  29. Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.
  30. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
  31. Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!
  32. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
  33. Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
  34. There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
  35. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  36. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
  37. Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.
  38. We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.
  39. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
  40. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
  41. Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  42. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
  43. Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.
  44. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
  45. Do you know CPR? Because you are taking my breath away!
  46. You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
  47. Hi, how was heaven when you left it?
  48. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?
  49. Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.
  50. . Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
  51. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
  52. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
  53. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
  54. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
  55. Hey, my name’s Microsft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
  56. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
  57. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
  58. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
  59. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
  60. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  61. I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
  62. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
  63. If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.
  64. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
  65. I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.
  66. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
  67. Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?
  68. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  69. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
  70. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
  71. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
  72. I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
  73. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  74. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
  75. I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
  76. Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
  77. Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
  78. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
  79. I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
  80. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
  81. Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
  82. Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
  83. You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
  84. Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.
  85. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
  86. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
  87. Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
  88. Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
  89. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
  90. . You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.
  91. My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
  92. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  93. Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.
  94. On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
  95. Are you terms and conditions? Cause whatever you say I’ll always agree with you.
  96. Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.
  97. Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.
  98. Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!
  99. Are you a minecraft fence? cos i can’t get over you
  100. You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
  101. If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
  102. Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!
  103. Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
  104. Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.
  105. Let’s play a game, winner dates loser.
  106. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
  107. her: i have a boyfriend me: i have a math test her: what? me: i thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on
  108. My eyes met many eyes but only got lost in yours.
  109. Hey girl, are you exercise? Because you’re breathtaking.
  110. Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away!
  111. Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest
  112. Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl’s destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?
  113. You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
  114. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
  115. Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be Yourman.
  116. The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
  117. You are that “nothing” when people ask me what I am thinking about.
  118. You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
  119. If the world was made out of chicken, you would be a hot wing.
  120. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
  121. Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
  122. Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
  123. I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.
  124. Do you wanna make your mom happy? make her my mother-in-law 💕
  125. Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!
  126. I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
  127. My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
  128. Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.
  129. What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
  130. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
  131. I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?
  132. Are you my self-esteem? Cause I’ve been looking for you everywhere.
  133. Mario is red, Sonic is blue, will you be my player 2?
  134. I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.
  135. You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
  136. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
  137. Roses are red, violets are blue – there’s nothing in this world prettier than you.
  138. Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
  139. What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
  140. Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
  141. Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
  142. Save water, shower with a friend!
  143. Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
  144. Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
  145. Girl you so hot, if you had to enter Antarctica you’d cause a melt down.
  146. If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!
  147. This is the police! You’re under arrest for being too cute, now put your hands where i can hold them.
  148. Damn Girl is your name Wifi ? Because I’m feeling a connection!
  149. Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!
  150. Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
  151. You’re like my own personal brand of heroin.
  152. Draw a line on a napkin and hand it to her. (She will ask ” What is it?”) A pickup line!
  153. You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
  154. Kissing is a language of love….so how about a conversation?
  155. ⚾ Sorry I hit my Ball into Your Dms
  156. Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!
  157. Are you related to yoda because yodalicious!
  158. Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
  159. I should charge you rent for all the time you spend in my mind.
  160. Are you mexican? Because you’re my juan and only!
  161. I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
  162. Are you sure you’re not a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you
  163. I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
  164. Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
  165. My doctor says i’m lacking Vitamin U
  166. Are you from Japan? Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties.
  167. What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.
  168. If you were my homework, i’d do you everyday.
  169. Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!
  170. Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?
  171. Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
  172. If you were a flower you’d be a damnnndelion
  173. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
  174. Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
  175. Your body is 75% water, and I’m thirsty.
  176. How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m..
  177. Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine!
  178. You remind me of an overdue library book, cause you got Fine written all over you.
  179. Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up.
  180. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
  181. Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
  182. Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
  183. Your mom must be chicken cause you look eggcellent!
  184. Are you religios? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
  185. Are you Franklin D Roosevelt because damn baby you a dime
  186. “I have a boy-friend” – Well, let me know when you’re ready to upgrade to a man!
  187. Be unique and different, say yes.
  188. You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
  189. I hope you’re not a vegetarian, because I’d love to meat you.
  190. You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
  191. Are You Luke? Cause I’m Your Daddy
  192. I may not be what you want, but I am what you need.
  193. Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.
  194. Is your name Daniel? Cause DAMN!
  195. When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world in which I want to be.
  196. I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!
  197. (As she is leaving) Hey aren’t you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
  198. This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.
  199. I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
  200. Are you a door? Because you are adoorable
  201. Is your face Mcdonalds? Cause im lovin it!
  202. Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, “Particularly nice weather.”
  203. Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real
  204. There are so many types of art but you are my favorite.
  205. If you were a Youtube ad I wouldn’t skip.
  206. Let’s make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!
  207. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
  208. If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?
  209. I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find
  210. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
  211. Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you
  212. I am going to complain to Spotify about you not being this weeks hottest single.
  213. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not that pretty but damn look at you.
  214. Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you
  215. Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
  216. I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y
  217. There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name.
  218. If being in love was illegal, will you be my partner in crime?
  219. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
  220. I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
  221. Your hand looks heavy can i hold it for you?
  222. You have to attend my wedding when I get married because the wedding can’t go on without the bride.
  223. You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
  224. Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
  225. You’re That “Nothing” When People Ask Me What I’m Thinking About.
  226. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
  227. (Holds out hand) Hey I’m going for a walk. Will you hold this for me?
  228. Even though there aren’t any stars out tonight, you’re still shining like one
  229. You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
  230. Your lips look lonely would they like to meet mine?
  231. If I had to rate you out of 10 I’d rate you a 9… because I am the one that you are missing!
  232. Do you know if there are any police around? Cause I’m about to steal your heart.
  233. There isn’t a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are.
  234. My friends bet I can’t talk to the prettiest girl. Wanna use their money to buy drinks?
  235. If I had 4 quarters to give to the 4 prettiest girls in the world, you would have a dollar.
  236. You remind me of the 21 letters in the Alphabet (She: there 26 letters) Oh I forgot the U R A Q T
  237. Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favourite.
  238. If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
  239. Roses are red violets are blue, I can’t rhyme but can I date you?
  240. I think the gap between my fingers were meant for yours.
  241. You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word.
  242. I would take you to the movies but they don’t allow snacks
  243. I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
  244. Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
  245. I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
  246. Roses are red, violets are blue, it would be a shame if I couldn’t date you!
  247. Most people like to watch the Superbowl cuz it only happens once a year, but Id rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime
  248. I should call you Google, because you have everything I’m looking for.
  249. Do you have a band aid? Cause I scrapped my knees falling for you.
  250. I lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you tonight?
  251. If I were a cat i’d spend all 9 lives with you.
  252. Can you touch me? I want to tell my friends I was touched by an Angel.
  253. I don’t really believe in love at first sight, until I saw you.
  254. If you were a basketball, I’d never shoot. [Why?] Because I’d always miss you.
  255. Roses are red and violets are blue there’s nothing in the world more prettier than you
  256. Are you the sun? Because you’re so beautiful it’s blinding me.
  257. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe!
  258. I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness
  259. A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her ” I will stop loving you when all the roses die”
  260. Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!
  261. Even though there aren’t any stars out tonight, your’e still shining like one.
  262. Are you australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
  263. Give her 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and say “I will stop loving you, when all the roses die”
  264. You really shouldn’t wear makeup. You’re messing with perfection!
  265. I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
  266. I’m feeling a little bit off today, but you definitely turned me on.
  267. I’m no electrician, but I can light up your day.
  268. If you were a potato you’d be a sweet one.
  269. Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.
  270. Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You’re A Blessing
  271. Wanna grab a coffee because i like you a latte!
  272. If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
  273. I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy, I’d tell you who.
  274. Your so cute its distracting
  275. Want to know what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me.
  276. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
  277. I used to be a Gambler, but then I realized that all I needed was the Queen of my Heart
  278. When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
  279. Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over.
  280. You dropped something! [What?] Your smile
  281. As she’s leaving….Hey aren’t you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
  282. Is your name dunkin? Because i donut want to spend another day without you.
  283. Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush
  284. Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
  285. I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I’m willing to make an exception in your case
  286. Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
  287. If I’d follow you home, would you keep me?
  288. Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m loving it!
  289. Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you’re acute-y!
  290. Are you the ocean? Cuz baby I want to swim in you all day
  291. Are you a volcano? Because i lava you
  292. Are you from Russia? ‘Cause you’re russian my heart rate!
  293. You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
  294. I might be ugly but I’ll treat you right!
  295. Are you netflix? Because i could watch you for hours.
  296. Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon i would choose you!
  297. I lost my rubber duckie. Would you bathe with me instead?
  298. Can I borrow a quarter? [“What for?”] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
  299. Do you like star wars? Because yoda only one for me!
  300. Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
  301. You can’t be my first, but you can be my last
  302. I’m afraid of the dark… Will you sleep with me tonight?
  303. Do you drink Pepsi? Because you’re so-da-licious!
  304. You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.
  305. Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!
  306. Are you the cure for Alzheimer’s? Because you’re unforgettable.
  307. You can’t be my first, but you could be my next.
  308. Knock knock who’s there? Baby Yoda. Baby Yoda who? Baby Yoda one for me!
  309. Spoon me like your favorite ice cream!
  310. Keep an eye out for elves with ropes and a blindfold! Why? Cause I asked Santa for you this Christmas
  311. I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
  312. Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
  313. I may not be good at dancing but i can tangle with with you all night long.
  314. The letter ‘X’ scares me [Why?] Because I never want to be yours.
  315. You so lovely, you make me wanna go out and get a job
  316. When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
  317. You know how I got these guns? [Point to biceps] Lifting children out of poverty.
  318. Your mom told me to say “Hi” to you
  319. I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

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