Funny Instagram Captions for Friends

Friendship isn’t about who you’ve known the longest. It’s about who walked into your life and said, I am here for you and proved it.
Friends are like flowers, they add color to your life..!!
Best friend? Nah. She’s my sister.
Hope to be your friend until we die, become best ghosts after death.
The great thing about new friends is that they bring new energy to your soul.
It’s not how many friends you can count, it’s how many of those you can count on
Throughout, your life can find a person who never gets bore with your talks.
Friendship isn’t a big thing – it’s a million little things
Friendship isn’t about who you know the longest. It’s about who walked into your life and said I’m here for you.
There comes a time when you have to stop crossing oceans for people who wouldn’t jump puddles for you.
Way to have a best friend is to be one.
Strangers think I’m quiet, my friends think I’m outgoing, but my best friends know that I’m completely insane.
It is Priceless to find friends with same mental disorder.
Your vibe attracts your tribe.
I was thinking of you and feeling fortunate that life brought us together and made “BEST FRIENDS”.
No man is a failure who has friends
People say it is hard to find friends, just because best one is with me.
A big hug from a Small person!
Friends are medicine for a wounded heart.
There’s something about childhood friends that you just can’t replac
Reality called, so I hung up.
I don’t sweat—I sparkle.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
My prince is not coming on a white horse… he’s obviously riding a turtle somewhere, really confused.
It’s too “a.m.” for me.
Kinda classy, kinda hood.
May your coffee be hot and your eyeliner even.
I like long romantic walks down every aisle at Target.
I spend a lot of time holding the refrigerator door open, looking for answers. Also food.
Confidence level: Kanye West.
I spend a lot of time holding the refrigerator door open, looking for answers. Also food.
Who needs self-awareness when I can make you aware of me instead?
Only dead fish go with the flow.
…Moonwalks out of an awkward situation.
Even I don’t believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in five minutes.
It’s okay to be a glow stick; sometimes we need to break before we shine.
I like big cups and I cannot lie.
I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
Best friends: they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
Find your tribe. Love them hard.
Your vibe attracts your tribe.
A friend in need is a friend to be avoided.
The language of friendship is not words but meanings.
Me and my best friend can communicate just with face expressions.
Friends pick us up when we fall down and if they can’t, they lie down with us and listen for a while.
Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends will steal it and yell: Run loser Run!
You are my best friend because I wouldn’t dare be this weird with anyone else.
When my best friend and I first met, we were both like, “You’re really weird.”
My friends are the most weirdest, most craziest people I know but I love them.
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell-you see, I have friends in both places.