- All I want to Christmas is a plane ticket.
- I am dreaming of a white christmas!
- Next Christmas I want to be at a beach…with a coconut in my hand!
- Christmas is a bridge. We need bridges as the river of time flows past. Today’s Christmas should mean creating happy hours for tomorrow and reliving those of yesterday.
- You get a grammar book this year. I have seen your facebook updates!
- One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas Day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.
- Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.
- We are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Christmastime.
- Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.
- My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others.
- I am coming home for Christmas.
- “Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.”
- – Norman Vincent Peale
- Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
- I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.
- Christmas, the magical time of year we all look forward and then suddenly the whole family starts to fight. Magical!
- Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.
- I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.
- “That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.”
- – Jerry Seinfeld
- “Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand.”
- – Dr. Seuss
- “Good tidings we bring, to you and your kin.”
- Lyrics from We Wish You A Merry Christmas
- Christmas Magic is Silent. You don’t Hear it. You Feel it. You Know it. You Believe it.”
- “Make it a December to Remember.”
- “Believe in your elf.”
- “Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal.”
- “Happy Holi-yays!”
- “The elf did it.”
- “Kindness is Free, Sprinkle that Stuff Everywhere.”
- “It’s feeling a lot like Christmas.”
- “It’s the most wine-derful time of the year…”
- “Stay cozy.”
- “There’s snow place like home.”
- “I Hope Rudolph Eats the Naughty List This Year.”
- “Oh, deer.”
- “Don’t mind me, I’ll just be over here crying, crafting & watching Hallmark Christmas movies.”
- “Dear Santa… I can explain.”
- “What happens under the Mistletoe stays under the Mistletoe.”
- “Maybe Christmas Doesn’t Come from a Store; Perhaps it Means a Bit More.”
- “Merry Elfin’ Christmas!”
- “That’s a wrap!”
- “Christmas cheer? I thought you said Christmas beer.”
- “May this Holiday Season sparkle and shine and may all your wishes and dreams come true, Merry Christmas.”
- “Seeing is Believing, but Sometimes the Most Real Things in the World are the Things We Can’t See.”
- “Dear Santa, define – nice.”
- “Christmas is so close; I can almost smell the mistletoe I’m not going to be kissed under…”
- “Warning: Reindeer crossing.”
- “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas.”
- “Thank Goodness You´re Home, the Christmas Tree Fainted.”
- “What do you call an elf who sings? A Wrapper!”
- “Fill your hearts with Christmas cheer, ’cause Santa Claus comes tonight.”
- “Hurry down the chimney tonight.” – Eartha Kitt
- “I’ll never outgrow the excitement of looking out my window and seeing falling snow.”
- “Ho, Ho, Ho – Merry Christmas.”
- “‘Tis the season! Let the overeating begin!”
- “Dashing through the snow, in a one-horse open sleigh.”
- “Some people are worth melting for.” –Olaf, Frozen
- “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.”
- “Maybe Hot Chocolate Wants to be Called Beautiful Chocolate Just One Time.”
- “I’ll be ho-ho-home for Christmas.”
- “Tomorrow’s Christmas, it’s practically here! (Grinch)”
- “But first, let me take an elfie.”
- “Like snowflakes, my memories gather and dance: Each beautiful, unique, and gone too soon.”
- “Christmas Tree O’ Christmas Tree Your Ornaments are History.”
- “What’s Christmas without having your best friend there to share it?” — Winnie the Pooh
- “Joy to the world!”
- “Single bells, single bells, single all the way.”
- “Merry everything and happy always.”
- “Dear Santa, Is it Too Late Now to Say Sorry?”
- “I’m a morning person only on December 25th.”
- “You have such a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card.”
- “May your days be merry and bright.” –Irving Berlin
- “Feliz – Naughty Dog.”
- “Santa Saw Your Instagram Pictures. You’re Getting Some Clothes and a Bible for Christmas.”
- “The part – He sees you when you’re sleeping – is extremely creepy.”
- “Let’s get elfed up!”
- “Drink up, grinches.”
- “Fairy Lights on Winter Nights.”
- “Smile Like You Mean It. This is How We Earn Our Presents.”
- “Let’s put the “Rum” in Pa-Rum Pum Pum Pum.”
- “We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup.”
- “What did one ornament say to another? ‘I like hanging with you.’”
- “I Have O.C.D. – Obsessive Christmas Disorder.”
- “That’s Too Small to Fit a Pony.”
- “Meet me under the mistletoe.”
- “Feliz Navi-dog!”
- “The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.”
- “Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way!”
- “I Hope One of The Elves Brought Xanax.”
- “Coffee & Christmas music.”
- “Resting Grinch face.”
- “The only time of year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.”
- “It’s Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas.”
- “OMG! I See Santa, Hurry up, Pretend to be Good.”
- “All roads lead home for the holidays.”
- “Mince pies before guys.”
- “The world changes when it snows.”
- “Merry Elfin Christmas.”
- “Mom Why is This Old Guy Trying to Get in on Our hug? He’s Creeping Me Out.”
- “Holiday wishes made with gingerbread hugs and peppermint kisses.”
- “Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.” — Andy Borowitz
- “My favorite color is Christmas lights.”
- “The calm before the storm.”
- “It’s all fun and games until Santa checks the naughty list…”
- “What the Elf?!”
- “Be good, or I will text Santa.”
- “Hanging it up for the night. Merry Christmas everyone!”
- “Why is Rudolph the only reindeer who doesn’t have a stripper name?”
- “It’s the most wonderful time, for a beer *insert music and beer emoticons*”
- “The one night I’m looking forward to the morning.”
- “The tree isn’t the only thing getting lit this year *insert wine emoticon*.”
- “Wishing you and yours a holly jolly Christmas!”
- “Made my list and checked it twice!”
- “‘Twas the night before Christmas… *insert mouse emoticon*.”
- “Milk ✓, Cookies ✓, Instagram ✓”
- “O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree *insert music emoticon*.”
- “It’s not what’s under the tree that matters; it’s who’s gathered around it.”
- “Where’s the mistletoe at?”
- “Drink up, birches.”
- “Grinch Don’t Kill My Vibe”
- “Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle.”
- . “Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly Merry Christmas.”