Next Christmas I want to be at a beach…with a coconut in my hand!
Christmas is a bridge. We need bridges as the river of time flows past. Today’s Christmas should mean creating happy hours for tomorrow and reliving those of yesterday.
You get a grammar book this year. I have seen your facebook updates!
One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas Day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.
Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.
We are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Christmastime.
Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others.
I am coming home for Christmas.
“Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.”
– Norman Vincent Peale
Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.
Christmas, the magical time of year we all look forward and then suddenly the whole family starts to fight. Magical!
Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.
I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.
“That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.”
– Jerry Seinfeld
“Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand.”
– Dr. Seuss
“Good tidings we bring, to you and your kin.”
Lyrics from We Wish You A Merry Christmas
Christmas Magic is Silent. You don’t Hear it. You Feel it. You Know it. You Believe it.”
“Make it a December to Remember.”
“Believe in your elf.”
“Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal.”
“Happy Holi-yays!”
“The elf did it.”
“Kindness is Free, Sprinkle that Stuff Everywhere.”
“It’s feeling a lot like Christmas.”
“It’s the most wine-derful time of the year…”
“Stay cozy.”
“There’s snow place like home.”
“I Hope Rudolph Eats the Naughty List This Year.”
“Oh, deer.”
“Don’t mind me, I’ll just be over here crying, crafting & watching Hallmark Christmas movies.”
“Dear Santa… I can explain.”
“What happens under the Mistletoe stays under the Mistletoe.”
“Maybe Christmas Doesn’t Come from a Store; Perhaps it Means a Bit More.”
“Merry Elfin’ Christmas!”
“That’s a wrap!”
“Christmas cheer? I thought you said Christmas beer.”
“May this Holiday Season sparkle and shine and may all your wishes and dreams come true, Merry Christmas.”
“Seeing is Believing, but Sometimes the Most Real Things in the World are the Things We Can’t See.”
“Dear Santa, define – nice.”
“Christmas is so close; I can almost smell the mistletoe I’m not going to be kissed under…”
“Warning: Reindeer crossing.”
“Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas.”
“Thank Goodness You´re Home, the Christmas Tree Fainted.”
“What do you call an elf who sings? A Wrapper!”
“Fill your hearts with Christmas cheer, ’cause Santa Claus comes tonight.”
“Hurry down the chimney tonight.” – Eartha Kitt
“I’ll never outgrow the excitement of looking out my window and seeing falling snow.”
“Ho, Ho, Ho – Merry Christmas.”
“‘Tis the season! Let the overeating begin!”
“Dashing through the snow, in a one-horse open sleigh.”
“Some people are worth melting for.” –Olaf, Frozen
“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.”
“Maybe Hot Chocolate Wants to be Called Beautiful Chocolate Just One Time.”