Christmas Sweater Captions 2020

  1. “Don’t tell bae, but I stole [his/her/their] sweater.”
  2. “Fleece Navidad.”
  3. “Really sleighin’ it in this Christmas sweater.”
  4. “This is what sweater weather looks like.”
  5. “This sweater is worth the work of hand washing it later.”
  6. “Blessed and Christmas sweater-obsessed.”
  7. “The tree isn’t the only thing getting lit this year, because my sweater also has lights in it.”
  8. “The best time to wear a Christmas sweater is actually all the time.”
  9. “I’m snowtorious for my Christmas sweaters.”
  10. “I’m going to Dancer and Prancer around in this Christmas sweater.”
  11. “Merry Christmas ya filthy animal.” — Home Alone
  12. “The forecast for today is 100% chance of sweater weather.”
  13. “Eat, drink, and wear a tacky Christmas sweater.”
  14. “Feelin’ jolly AF.”
  15. “I dare you not to laugh at my ugly Christmas sweater.”
  16. “I’m only a morning person on December 25.”
  17. “The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.” — Buddy the Elf, Elf
  18. “My sweaters every day: slay My sweaters in December: sleigh.”
  19. “You’re never fully dressed without a Christmas sweater.”
  20. “Smiling’s my favorite.” — Buddy the Elf, Elf
  21. “Express your elf.”
  22. “I’m feeling fab-yule-ous.”
  23. “When I’ve got my Christmas sweater on, you know I’m up to snow good.”
  24. “Attitude is everything when you’re wearing a ton of jingle bells and pom poms.”
  25. “Watch out Vogue, here I come.”
  26. “Christmas sweaters are beautiful in their own little ways.”
  27. “If an ugly sweater is not standing out, it’s just a regular sweater.”
  28. “I always jingle all the way when I get dressed in the morning.”
  29. “When in doubt, wear an ugly Christmas sweater.”
  30. “You may wondering how someone can be so cute in something so tacky.”
  31. “I put the ‘i’ in coziness.”
  32. “When it’s on my dog, it’s a pug-ly Christmas sweater.”
  33. “There’s no room for bah humbug around this sweater.”