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Christmas is a holiday that is celebrated on December 25th all over the World. Many rituals are observed on Christmas day in different parts of the World. These rituals includes attending Church, reading Bible etc. On this day people exchanges gifts with their friends and relatives, decorates lighted tree which is known as Christmas tree and tell stories to kids about Santa Claus.

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I’ve never had figgy pudding, but I’m 100% certain pecan pie is better.1 I’ve never had figgy pudding, but I’m 100% certain pecan pie is better.

  1. Sometimes I think Christmas should be called “Festival of Carbs.”
  2. Looks like someone’s had a little too much eggnog.
  3. It’s like he WANTS a stocking full of coal.
  4. Once I add a gingerbread hot tub and a peppermint bath bomb, my gingerbread house of dreams is complete.
  5. He sees you when you’re sleeping; he knows if you’re awake … he knows if you’ve been snooping in the closet for gifts, so hands off!
  6. When they say “visions of sugar plums,” is this what they mean?
  7. Whoever said making a house out of cookies was a good idea is probably the same guy who thinks it’s easy to put together IKEA furniture #gingerbreadfail
  8. My holiday centerpiece: Christmas miracle or Pinterest fail? Only time will tell.
  9. That’s a wrap! Never thought this moment would arrive, but every single present is wrapped and ready!
  10. Jingle all the way, and all that jazz.
  11. Stockings are my favorite … the perfectionist in me loves finding a use for a sock without a match.
  12. Wishing you and yours a holly jolly Christmas!
  13. We’re getting the stockings hung by the chimney with care! #sockittome
  14. Gangstan Wrappa
  15. Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle
  16. What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe
  17. Drink up Grinches it’s Christmas
  18. I believe in donuts
  19. You’re my definition of perfect
  20. All is calm all is bright
  21. Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way!
  22. Sleigh All Day
  23. Merry everything and happy always.
  24. All I want for Christmas is food
  25. Hot Chocolate Weather
  26. Believe in the magic of the season.
  27. Christmas is too sparkly… said no one ever.
  28. Dream big, sparkle more, shine bright.
  29. Feelin’ frosty.
  30. Tis the season to sparkle.
  31. Fairy lights on winter nights.
  32. Leave a little sparkle wherever you go.
  33. Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle
  34. Let it snow
  35. I’d Rather Shovel Sand than Snow.
  36. If Kisses Were Snowflakes, I’d Send You a Blizzard.
  37. The world changes when it snows
  38. Like snowflakes, my memories gather and dance each beautiful, unique and too soon gone.
  39. When snow falls, nature listens
  40. I was cold, so I made an igloo.
  41. “First, we’ll make snow angels for two hours, and then we’ll eat a whole roll of Toll House cookie dough as fast as we can, and then, to finish, we’ll snuggle.” — Elf
  42. There’s snow place like home.
  43. I’m only a morning person on December 25th.
  44. I don’t know if There’ll Be Snow but Have a Cup of Cheer
  45. It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.
  46. All the jingle ladies
  47. Oh deer.
  48. Believe in your elf.
  49. Me everyday: slay. Me in December: Sleigh.
  50. Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate just one time
  51. “Seeing isn’t believing, believing is seeing” — The Santa Clause
  52. Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people only once a year.
  53. Just Think of us as Santa’s Social Media Elves
  54. Do Santa’s cookies pair well with white wine? Asking for a friend.
  55. Dear Santa, I Want New Owners.
  56. Dear Santa, Is it Too Late Now to Say Sorry?
  57. OMG! I See Santa, Hurry up, Pretend to be Good.
  58. If a fat guy grabs you and puts you in a bag, don’t worry: I told Santa I wanted a Good Friend for Christmas.
  59. Dear Santa, I’ve Been Good All year. Most of the Time. Once in a While
  60. I Really Hope Santa Gets Me Pants for Christmas
  61. Merry Elfin’ Christmas
  62. Merry Christmas you filthy animals!
  63. “Have yourself a merry little Christmas.” —Frank Sinatra
  64. May your days be merry and bright.
  65. Although it’s been said, many times, many ways … Merry Christmas to you
  66. “Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.” — Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
  67. Are visions of sugarplums dancing in my head? If by “sugarplums,” you mean toy wrapping and stocking filling and breakfast prepping … then yes.
  68. Hanging it up for the night. Merry Christmas everyone!
  69. The children have nestled all snug in their beds … and when they wake up in three hours, they’ll be acting like terrors. But for now, let’s just savor this moment.
  70. About to settle down for a long winter’s nap. See you in the morning!
  71. ‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring … except for me, of course, because there’s still SO much to do. #christmascrunch
  72. The calm before the storm …
  73. Portrait of a man reading the instructions. And I thought it was just a myth!
  74. This is their “hurry up, Mom, we just want to play with our toys” pose.
  75. Everything in its place — now to sleep approximately 20 minutes before the kids wake us up.
  76. Twinkle twinkle, little star. #christmastreelightsaremyfavorite
  77. Time for the big show!
  78. Have yourself a merry little Christmas
  79. Breakfast is ready — now the question is, will anyone settle down long enough to eat it? #toystoystoys
  80. Kind of makes all that work I put into perfect wrapping seem a little misguided.
  81. Have yourself a Merry little Christmas.
  82. May this Holiday Season sparkle and shine and may all your wishes and dreams come true, Merry Christmas.
  83. Ho, Ho, Ho Merry Christmas.
  84. Oh Christmas lights, keep shining on.
  85. Maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store…maybe Christmas means a little bit more. – The Grinch
  86. Make it easy on yourself: just send money. How about tens and twenties? – A Charlie Brown Christmas
  87. I focus on the wrong things sometimes and become weak in my spirit but the beauty of continually serving God is spirit and in truth is, He always finds a way to redirect you whenever you lose focus. Give up anything else but never give up on your faith in God to see you through.
  88. See the good thing about holiday seasons is that they keep changing but once we are prepared and wear the right garments, we will be able to face them all! Best garment is the garment of ‪praise.
  89. The best life to live is a selfless life. There’s a saying that good people always gets the messy end of the stick. Maybe that’s true but when you bless someone you never look out for that same person to bless you back.
  90. Some people just lock others off when they believe they’ve become superior in whatever way to their friends or family but aren’t we supposed to help others when we advance? Balance is such a difficult quality to attain but the more you understand that your life changes are never to make only you better, the faster you develop humility.
  91. Life works in our favor when we know that no matter what the mistake we make in life, it can and will be turned around for our good once we don’t allow it to define us! We sometimes make one mistake and live the rest of our life with regrets, but this only keeps you back from becoming the butterfly the caterpillar if you were supposed to transform into!
  92. Mistletoe, sunshine, and good times.
  93. Baby, its cold outside
  94. There’s no place like home for the holidays.
  95. Dear Santa, define “nice.”
  96. There’ll be parties for hosting, cocktails for toasting, and caroling sung way off key.
  97. I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.
  98. “The best way to spread Christmas Cheer is singing loud for all to hear.” — Elf
  99. Bah humbug!
  100. Why the jingle jang not?
  101. Green Eggnog and ham
  102. What do you call an elf who sings? A Wrapper
  103. Merry Elfin’ Christmas
  104. ‘Tis the season! Let the overeating begin!
  105. Christmas Magic is Silent. You don’t Hear it. You Feel it. You Know it. You Believe it.
  106. Fizz the Season
  107. I Hope Rudolph Eats the Naughty List.
  108. Kindness is Free Sprinkle that Stuff Everywhere.
  109. Make it a December to Remember.
  110. The Best Way to Spread Christmas Cheer is to Sing Loud for All to Hear.
  111. Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal.
  112. It’s Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas.
  113. Winter Wonderland
  114. Merry Elfin Christmas.
  115. I’ll never outgrow the excitement of looking out my window and seeing falling snow.
  116. I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.
  117. Merry everything and happy always.
  118. Feliz – Naughty Dog
  119. Fairy Lights on Winter Nights.
  120. Sweater Weather is Better Together.
  121. It is the Season to Sparkle.
  122. When You Say Blizzard, We Think Dairy Queen – Florida
  123. I Have O.C.D. – Obsessive Christmas Disorder
  124. There’ll be parties for hosting, cocktails for toasting, and caroling sung way out of key.
  125. I’ll be ho-ho-home for Christmas.
  126. Sometimes you put everyone else first in a Christmas selfie and you forget to take care of you!
  127. I can be instantly healed by changing the way I view Christmas sales. You may have a blessed family, a blessed job a blessed business but do you have a blessed wallet to maintain the budget?
  128. The right dress and makeup can make a girl hang in Christmas tree through the happiest times of her life.
  129. If you are a Christmas tree growing next to a Santa tree, does this somehow change the taste of both fruits? Would you get a selfie?
  130. Often especially as women (not that men aren’t caring also) we leave ourselves behind the selfie photos because naturally we assume a caring role. You really have to give yourself an awesome makeup and a precious dress to remember yourself.
  131. If you don’t feed yourself first with strength on Christmas meal then you are only able to pass gasses with an empty stomach.
  132. I believe what the Santa Claus said about Christmas gifts and naughty kids, but I also know that if you truly know who you are, you are the only one that will be transferring the gift. The weaker kid will always be affected by the stronger.
  133. Your Christmas greeting card can become your prison or your passport! Grammatical checking of your message is a good habit, right up there with brushing your teeth, combing your hair, getting dress etc.
  134. What mess up your Christmas season? Your weird friends, who are you connected with? My girlfriend is my main connection and she can change my perspective if I allow her to.
  135. You never want to be the wisest friend in all your circles especially on Christmas because only you will remain stagnant, but you also have to share your stupid ideas so it’s simply a matter of being balanced and not fanatic.
  136. The calm before the storm …
  137. Do Santa’s cookies pair well with white wine? Asking for a friend.
  138. Everything in its place — now to sleep approximately 20 minutes before the kids wake us up.
  139. Twinkle twinkle, little star. #christmastreelightsaremyfavorite
  140. About to settle down for a long winter’s nap. See you in the morning!
  141. ‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring … except for me, of course, because there’s still SO much to do. #christmascrunch
  142. Are visions of sugarplums dancing in my head? If by “sugarplums,” you mean toy wrapping and stocking filling and breakfast prepping … then yes.
  143. Hanging it up for the night. Merry Christmas everyone!
  144. The children are nestled all snug in their beds … and when they wake up in three hours, they’ll be acting like terrors. But for now let’s just savor this moment.
  145. Time for the big show!
  146. Breakfast is ready — now the question is, will anyone settle down long enough to eat it? #toystoystoys
  147. Trying to catch everyone for a sweet family moment; if I do it while their new devices are still charging, I might stand a chance.
  148. Portrait of a man reading the instructions. And I thought it was just a myth!
  149. This is their “hurry up, Mom, we just want to play with our toys” pose.
  150. Kind of makes all that work I put into perfect wrapping seem a little misguided.
  151. I could’ve sworn it was Christmas morning, but it looks more like a Mardi Gras parade went through the living room.
  152. Told the kids I’d stay up to “wait on Santa.” It’s code for “catch up on Game of Thrones.”
  153. Don’t tell Santa we dropped these cookies on the floor right before the pic. Does the five-second rule apply to jolly old elves?
  154. If Santa can get respect by eating cookies for breakfast and dressing in a glorified velour sweat suit all year, then there’s hope for us all.
  155. Hopefully Santa didn’t go Paleo this year. #cookiesarecarbs
  156. I tried to convince the kids to leave “Santa” a massage certificate this year, but they insisted on going with cookies.
  157. One more cookie and I swear I’ll fit in the Santa costume.
  158. I’m working on that “bowl full of jelly.” #santagoals
  159. Making gingerbread houses great again.
  160. Blame it on the mistletoe.
  161. Candy canes are allowed on Whole 30, right? #cheatersgonnacheat
  162. It would be wrong to spike the kids’ hot chocolate with Benadryl, right? Because I might need some convincing.
  163. Public service announcement: Before heading to the grandparents, remove all jingle bells from children’s hands and clothing — they take “jingle all the way” literally. #lessonlearned
  164. If all home repairs involved snacking on copious amounts of candy, our to-do list would go a lot faster. #gingerbreadrepairwork
  165. “What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps … means a little bit more!” ― Dr. Seuss in How the Grinch Stole Christmas
  166. “No matter what, I always make it home for Christmas.” — Dolly Parton
  167. “The smells of Christmas are the smells of childhood.” ― Richard Paul Evans in The Christmas Box
  168. “One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.” ― Andy Rooney
  169. “Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!” — Clement Clarke Moore
  170. “Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.” – Larry Wilde
  171. “Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. ” ― Norman Vincent Peale
  172. “I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.” — Charles Dickens
  173. I don’t think Christmas is necessarily about things. It’s about being good to one another, it’s about the Christian ethic, it’s about kindness. — Carrie Fisher
  174. “Christmas is a tonic for our souls. It moves us to think of others rather than of ourselves. It directs our thoughts to giving.” — B.C. Forbes
  175. “Into this climate of fear and apprehension, Christmas enters, streaming lights of joy, ringing bells of hope and singing carols of forgiveness high up in the bright air.” — Maya Angelou in Amazing Peace
  176. “Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.” ― Charles M. Schulz
  177. “He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.” ― Roy L. Smith
  178. “Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.” — Hamilton Wright Mabie