There was a married couple who were in a terrible accident. The wife’s face was burned severely. The doctor suggested for a skin graft, but unfortunately, the doctor had to inform her that they couldn’t use any skin from her body because she was so thin. The husband then offered to donate some of his … Read more
A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar. So, one night he took her along with him. “What’ll you have?” he asked. “Oh, I don’t know. The same as you I suppose,” she replied. So, the husband ordered beer and threw his down in one shot. His … Read more
After thirty years of marriage a husband a nd wife go for counselling. When asked what the problem is, the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on she goes: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable— an … Read more
A man asked his wife what she’d like for her 40th birthday. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the … Read more
A Woman Buys a New Corvette. While driving it off the lot she decides to take it on the highway and really open things up. She hits the speed limit of 70MPH and continues to accelerate. 75MPH… 80MPH… … and out of nowhere a siren and the flashing lights of a patrol car come into … Read more
Recruits got a shock when their Army basic-training instructor turned out to be an attractive female sergeant. Her assistant, however, was a burly, hawk-nosed veteran whose glare could freeze water. At the end of training, the attractive instructor congratulated the recruits and said that if there was anything she could do for us, just ask. … Read more
A beach is one of the most loved places to click photographs. You click amazing selfies, beautiful couple pictures if you are in a relationship, a pick with your friends if you have gone with a group of your friends and some of the pictures while playing with the sand and rising sea waves touching … Read more
1. Knock, Knock Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? Nobel…that’s why I knocked! 2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome. 3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the peep hole and find out. 4. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s not working! 5. Knock, knock. … Read more
The good things in life are better with you. Happy girls shine brighter. Yea, we are pretending to like each other in this photo. We get so worried about being pretty. Let’s be kind, let’s enjoy it, let’s be funny! This night is sparkling, don’t let go! And so the night begins. I am always … Read more
1.Knock, knock. Who’s there? Thermos. Thermos who? Thermos be a better way to get to you. 2.Knock, knock. Who’s there? To. To who? Actually, it’s to whom. 3.Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here! 4.Knock, knock. Who’s there? Razor. Razor who? Razor hands, this is a stick up! 5.Knock, knock. … Read more